1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:05,500 [waves crashing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:12,010 [cheerful traditional Greek music] 5 00:00:55,126 --> 00:00:57,186 BOY: I'm gonna get you! 6 00:00:57,210 --> 00:00:59,293 George! 7 00:01:04,638 --> 00:01:07,138 [Men laugh] 8 00:01:10,585 --> 00:01:13,060 WOMAN: Alexandre, when you get married? 9 00:01:13,084 --> 00:01:14,618 Time is running out... [speaks Greek] 10 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,722 MAN: Tomorrow he'll be 50, then nobody will want him. 11 00:01:16,746 --> 00:01:19,320 MAN 2: Look, your brother. He married, have a kid. 12 00:01:19,344 --> 00:01:21,200 Maybe another baby soon, eh, Stavros? 13 00:01:21,224 --> 00:01:23,264 Someone's got to keep the Karrastopoulos name alive. 14 00:01:23,288 --> 00:01:25,550 - Right, Dad? - [man replies in Greek] 15 00:01:25,574 --> 00:01:27,737 The way he going, we never have another photo 16 00:01:27,761 --> 00:01:29,054 like his brother up there. 17 00:01:29,078 --> 00:01:31,133 Gonna always be full with toilet papers. 18 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,183 Why should I get married 19 00:01:32,207 --> 00:01:34,007 when every married person I know is miserable? 20 00:01:34,031 --> 00:01:36,644 That's life. You get married, you have kids. 21 00:01:36,668 --> 00:01:39,227 You miserable, but at least you married. 22 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,895 - Or you grow old alone. - DAD: And die alone. 23 00:01:41,919 --> 00:01:43,576 - Naí. - MAN 3: No, you need a woman. 24 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,451 Can cook for you and clean for you 25 00:01:45,475 --> 00:01:48,451 and cut your toenails and make you a nice galaktoboureko. 26 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,235 - You know what I'm... - [Woman speaks Greek] 27 00:01:50,259 --> 00:01:52,534 Ahhh! You listen to me. 28 00:01:52,835 --> 00:01:55,412 You come to my gym, I make you some nice muscles, 29 00:01:55,436 --> 00:01:57,586 some... [speaks Greek] ..you get plenty of women. 30 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:59,901 Ah, I get Stavroula. 31 00:02:01,612 --> 00:02:04,227 - Naí. - No, no, no, no, no. Theo. 32 00:02:04,251 --> 00:02:06,644 She have good job, plenty money. 33 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,102 - Yeah, how much? - Two properties, Circular Quay. 34 00:02:09,126 --> 00:02:10,670 - Well, bring her over. - Guys, guys! 35 00:02:10,694 --> 00:02:13,628 - I can get a girl on my own. - [laughs] 36 00:02:13,652 --> 00:02:16,027 - What, when I die? - Yeah, if that's what happens. 37 00:02:16,051 --> 00:02:18,736 - What do you mean?! - I may never get married! 38 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,361 - [conversations stop abruptly] - [gasps] 39 00:02:20,385 --> 00:02:22,902 [car skids and crashes nearby] 40 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:24,403 [kookaburra calls] 41 00:02:24,427 --> 00:02:27,277 [shouts angrily in Greek] 42 00:02:27,301 --> 00:02:30,427 [guests shout in Greek] 43 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,373 [lively percussive music plays] 44 00:02:57,951 --> 00:03:01,236 Shame on you. Your little brother getting married before you. 45 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:02,441 Oh, Mama! 46 00:03:02,465 --> 00:03:05,130 Your dad looks handsome 47 00:03:05,483 --> 00:03:07,022 in his Genie suit. 48 00:03:07,046 --> 00:03:08,896 [Women stifle laughter] 49 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,221 IMAM: Are you entering into this marriage free of coercion? 50 00:03:12,245 --> 00:03:13,497 - MAN: Yes. - WOMAN: Yes. 51 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:16,892 IMAM: Are you entering this marriage free of coercion? 52 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:19,352 - Yes. - Yes. 53 00:03:19,376 --> 00:03:21,501 [guests ululate, percussive music pounds] 54 00:03:32,752 --> 00:03:34,668 Shadi, take care. 55 00:03:38,376 --> 00:03:39,960 Welcome to the family. 56 00:03:41,627 --> 00:03:44,752 [lively percussion continues, guests ululate] 57 00:03:49,043 --> 00:03:52,877 [Band plays middle eastern music] 58 00:04:02,818 --> 00:04:04,586 [music concludes] 59 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:08,680 Gentlemen, leave. Ladies, it's your celebration. 60 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,985 [Arabic-influenced electronic dance music plays] 61 00:04:19,865 --> 00:04:22,990 [women whoop] 62 00:04:32,484 --> 00:04:35,068 [lively dance music continues] 63 00:04:39,193 --> 00:04:41,818 - BOY: How are you doing, sir? - Good. 64 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:52,502 - Hey. How are you today? - Not bad. 65 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,757 [Bell rings] 66 00:04:53,781 --> 00:04:56,179 Now, Pythagoras, who was Greek, of course, 67 00:04:56,493 --> 00:04:59,342 proved that C-squared equals A-squared plus B-squared. 68 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:02,175 Sir, bro, we're never gonna use this in the real world. 69 00:05:02,687 --> 00:05:06,095 Chris, you play football. Do you lift weights? 70 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:07,639 You lift weights to build muscle. 71 00:05:07,663 --> 00:05:10,083 - Eee-eee! - [all laugh] 72 00:05:10,107 --> 00:05:13,386 That's right. And you do maths to build the muscle in here. 73 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:15,101 Which will make you a better footballer. 74 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:18,792 - STUDENTS: Oooh! - [phone buzzes] 75 00:05:21,201 --> 00:05:24,601 Sir, bro, no mobile phones allowed in class, remember? 76 00:05:25,061 --> 00:05:26,219 I'm not going out tonight. 77 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,963 PAUL: But we always go out on Friday nights! 78 00:05:27,987 --> 00:05:29,364 This time Claire's coming 79 00:05:29,388 --> 00:05:31,469 and she's bringing a friend from work. 80 00:05:31,493 --> 00:05:32,693 You know I don't like set-ups! 81 00:05:32,717 --> 00:05:34,227 Is sir talking to his girlfriend? 82 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,269 Sir doesn't have a girlfriend. He's gay. 83 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:38,352 Did your students just call you gay? 84 00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:40,611 - Yeah, they always call me gay. - Alright, fantastic. 85 00:05:40,635 --> 00:05:43,486 This is your big chance to prove to them you're not gay. 86 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,653 - So, listen to me... - No, you listen to me. 87 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:47,983 I am never setting foot inside a bar again. 88 00:05:48,007 --> 00:05:49,525 [champagne cork pops] 89 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:51,587 Why don't you talk to her? She's Greek. 90 00:05:51,611 --> 00:05:52,838 How do you know? 91 00:05:52,862 --> 00:05:54,778 You can see her mustache from here. 92 00:06:08,218 --> 00:06:10,152 - Arggh! Oh. - [people gasp] 93 00:06:10,176 --> 00:06:11,319 - Oh! - [gasps] 94 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,602 So sorry. 95 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:16,264 Are you gonna help me up? 96 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,811 Yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. 97 00:06:18,835 --> 00:06:20,585 [Alex gasps] 98 00:06:27,412 --> 00:06:29,111 Pssst! 99 00:06:29,654 --> 00:06:32,052 Sorry. Sorry. 100 00:06:32,076 --> 00:06:34,871 - [sighs] - Are you OK? 101 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,236 Apart from a cracked skull and a ruined dress, I'm fine. 102 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:39,944 So sorry. Here, take the seat. 103 00:06:39,968 --> 00:06:41,819 - No, you have it. - Please take it. 104 00:06:41,843 --> 00:06:44,444 - No, I don't want it. - No, take the seat. 105 00:06:44,468 --> 00:06:45,868 - It's your seat. - No, you take it. 106 00:06:45,892 --> 00:06:47,476 I'll take it. 107 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,499 Hmm. 108 00:06:55,104 --> 00:06:56,895 [speaks Greek] 109 00:06:56,919 --> 00:06:58,677 - What was that? - It's Greek. 110 00:06:58,701 --> 00:07:00,844 - I'm not Greek. - Ohh. 111 00:07:00,868 --> 00:07:02,761 [whispers] What the hell am I doing here? 112 00:07:02,785 --> 00:07:04,394 What did you say? 113 00:07:04,418 --> 00:07:07,060 I just can't believe I let myself get dragged here tonight. 114 00:07:07,084 --> 00:07:09,394 - Oh, I was dragged here too. - How'd you get roped in? 115 00:07:09,418 --> 00:07:11,238 I was in court all day and a work colleague 116 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:12,675 took me here to 'cleanse' me. 117 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,152 - So you're a lawyer? - Mmm. I know. 118 00:07:15,176 --> 00:07:17,594 Greedy emotionless shark. I've heard it all before. 119 00:07:17,618 --> 00:07:20,018 Actually, I was gonna say that the lawyers, as practitioners, 120 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:21,193 hold power to account. 121 00:07:21,217 --> 00:07:23,511 - Oh, you're a lawyer? - Mm-mm. No. 122 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:26,035 - I'm a maths teacher. - Oh. 123 00:07:27,535 --> 00:07:30,136 Shouldn't you be at home solving equations? 124 00:07:30,779 --> 00:07:33,260 Well, actually, I was calculating the probability 125 00:07:33,284 --> 00:07:35,044 of meeting someone nice at a place like this. 126 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:37,141 And what is the probability? 127 00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:40,285 Still calculating. 128 00:07:46,077 --> 00:07:48,379 - I'm Eve. - Alex. 129 00:07:48,403 --> 00:07:50,916 - [chuckles nervously] - Ah! 130 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,940 I see you two have met. 131 00:07:56,011 --> 00:07:57,052 Mmm. 132 00:07:57,842 --> 00:08:01,027 [Paul and Claire chuckle] 133 00:08:01,051 --> 00:08:05,017 [Alex sighs] Oh, that's a nice view. 134 00:08:07,681 --> 00:08:09,361 EVE: Oh, yeah. 135 00:08:09,385 --> 00:08:12,477 I see it from my office every day and I've never climbed it. 136 00:08:12,501 --> 00:08:14,102 That's so un-Australian. 137 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:17,019 - Have you climbed it? - Oh! Hell, no. 138 00:08:17,043 --> 00:08:18,793 Little bit scared of heights. 139 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:24,603 You know, my dad sailed under that bridge 40 years ago. 140 00:08:24,627 --> 00:08:26,352 Came here with 20 bucks. 141 00:08:26,376 --> 00:08:28,303 Apparently he jumped on a ship and screamed, 142 00:08:28,327 --> 00:08:30,253 "Take me to the Harbor Bridge." 143 00:08:30,774 --> 00:08:32,728 Two days, three bouts of diarrhea later, 144 00:08:32,752 --> 00:08:34,032 he meets this surly old Greek man 145 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,985 who's like, "You Greek? You meet my daughter." 146 00:08:37,009 --> 00:08:39,049 And by the time they sailed under the Harbor Bridge, 147 00:08:39,073 --> 00:08:40,697 Mum and Dad were engaged. 148 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,188 Four properties, a souvlaki bar later 149 00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:46,270 [sighs] here I am. 150 00:08:46,294 --> 00:08:48,080 My parents only have one property. 151 00:08:48,104 --> 00:08:50,539 Like most Arabs, they store their cash in the ceiling 152 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,604 to double as insulation batts. 153 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,594 Mmm. Looks like you won't be getting much sleep tonight. 154 00:08:59,618 --> 00:09:01,171 I don't live with Paul. 155 00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:03,677 - You live alone? - Uh, no. 156 00:09:03,701 --> 00:09:05,391 You live with your parents? 157 00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:08,462 Uh, well, it's kind of hard to explain. 158 00:09:08,486 --> 00:09:10,471 I live with my parents. 159 00:09:10,495 --> 00:09:12,804 You know, the real estate market is so hard to get into. 160 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:14,794 - And rent money is just... - BOTH: Dead money. 161 00:09:15,368 --> 00:09:16,890 [Alex chuckles] 162 00:09:16,914 --> 00:09:18,246 Straight out of my dad's mouth. 163 00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:20,755 Hey, my mum's got the patent on that line. 164 00:09:21,383 --> 00:09:24,081 PAUL: Alright, I'll see you later. 165 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:26,453 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 166 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,618 - [Eve groans] - [Claire laughs] 167 00:09:29,642 --> 00:09:32,684 So, what are we gonna do now? 168 00:09:33,993 --> 00:09:36,427 I guess what everyone does at this time of night. 169 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,687 What's that? 170 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:41,395 [cheerful traditional Greek music] 171 00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:44,493 [Alex and Eve chat indistinctly] 172 00:09:50,368 --> 00:09:53,493 [traditional Greek music continues] 173 00:09:58,618 --> 00:10:01,785 [cheerful music continues] 174 00:10:11,218 --> 00:10:13,277 - [CAR ENGINE ROARS] - Sorry. 175 00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:16,361 - I'm a bit of a revhead. - Really? Hadn't noticed. 176 00:10:16,385 --> 00:10:18,152 - EVE: Oh, come on. - ALEX: Ahhh! 177 00:10:18,176 --> 00:10:19,655 - What you been drinking? - Nothing. 178 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:22,687 It's against my religion. But that's not why I don't drink. 179 00:10:23,074 --> 00:10:24,507 Calories. 180 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:28,332 ALEX: The last house on the left. 181 00:10:40,124 --> 00:10:41,277 Hey. 182 00:10:41,301 --> 00:10:42,986 Hey! You can't do that! 183 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,528 - ALEX'S DAD: Heh? - [ALEX groans] 184 00:10:44,552 --> 00:10:46,194 You can't do that, mate. 185 00:10:46,218 --> 00:10:48,135 [Shouts in Greek] 186 00:10:49,301 --> 00:10:53,276 - EVE: Can you believe that guy? - Yeah, people these days just... 187 00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:56,985 Alexandre, is that you? 188 00:10:57,009 --> 00:10:58,801 Uh, yeah, Dad. Yeah. 189 00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:04,333 [scoffs] 190 00:11:06,135 --> 00:11:08,510 - Thanks for the lift. - Mm-hm. 191 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:15,803 Hey, would you be interested in coming to talk to my kids? 192 00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:17,049 I often get professionals 193 00:11:17,073 --> 00:11:19,073 from non-English-speaking backgrounds to come in... 194 00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:20,990 I don't think that's a very good idea. 195 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,213 Oh. Why? 196 00:11:23,779 --> 00:11:25,951 I charge 480 per hour. 197 00:11:26,861 --> 00:11:28,365 Huh? 198 00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:31,636 I'm joking. 199 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:34,136 [Alex inhales deeply] 200 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,922 [Both chuckle] 201 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,992 - [Eve clears her throat] - [Alex sighs] 202 00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:50,743 [Alex groans] 203 00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:55,339 [Mutters indistinctly] 204 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,132 [Eve starts engine] 205 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,811 You shake her hand? 206 00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:10,347 How you gonna get married doing this rubbish? 207 00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:13,749 You have no idea. Did you pinch her bum? 208 00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:16,833 Come here. [speaks Greek] Hey! I used to... 209 00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:18,052 - You ready? - Yeah. 210 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:19,760 [Shouts in Greek] 211 00:12:20,192 --> 00:12:22,205 Come on, lift it! Yeah! 212 00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:24,330 And push. That's it. 213 00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:26,080 Come on. Two more. 214 00:12:26,104 --> 00:12:28,122 One, two. 215 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:31,227 [speaks Greek] 216 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,644 Two more sets. One... 217 00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:36,960 [lively Greek-influenced dance music] 218 00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:40,801 Very strong. Cross your legs. 219 00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:43,135 Very good! Getting better, eh? 220 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:44,972 Alright? 221 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:48,186 Huh? 222 00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:50,261 Hello, girls. How are you? Arggh! 223 00:12:50,285 --> 00:12:51,951 [Shouts in Greek] 224 00:12:56,044 --> 00:12:59,003 Dyo. Tria. 225 00:13:00,773 --> 00:13:02,773 - [LOUD CLANG] - Oh! 226 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,745 [Trainer shouts in Greek] 227 00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:07,311 Sorry. I'm sorry, mate. 228 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:16,035 ALEX: OK, now to something fun, exciting, stimulating. 229 00:13:16,059 --> 00:13:17,761 - Algebra. - [students groan] 230 00:13:17,785 --> 00:13:20,227 GIRL: Sir, you know Lebs full invented algebra? 231 00:13:20,251 --> 00:13:21,769 Rima, the Greeks invented everything. 232 00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,728 - GIRL 2: You just got told. - Well, actually... 233 00:13:23,752 --> 00:13:25,769 ...Rima's right. The Arabs did invent algebra. 234 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,487 But the Greeks, they made it sexy. 235 00:13:27,511 --> 00:13:29,853 - ALEX: Alpha, beta... - BOY: Gamma. 236 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,436 - GIRL 2: What's that? - BOY: Rooting. 237 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:34,335 - [students laugh] - [knock at door] 238 00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,697 Hi. 239 00:13:43,599 --> 00:13:45,765 - Can I come in? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 240 00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:47,380 Yeah, why don't you come in? 241 00:13:50,986 --> 00:13:53,824 Alright, Year 11, this is Ms El Masri. 242 00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:55,444 She's a prominent lawyer 243 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,937 and she's been kind enough to come in 244 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,786 and talk to you today about law as a possible career. 245 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:04,619 So, without any further ado, come forth, thy silent lawyer. 246 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,161 Sir, bro, you wrecked it. 247 00:14:06,185 --> 00:14:07,945 Stop trying to show off the Shakespeare shit. 248 00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:09,179 - Shut up, Chris. - Excuse me. 249 00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:11,263 - Miss, are you single? - ALEX: Chris. 250 00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:14,239 - Sir, I'm trying to hook you up. - Yeah, stop embarrassing sir. 251 00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:16,524 She's full hot. As if she's gonna go out with a teacher. 252 00:14:16,548 --> 00:14:18,719 What's wrong with going out with a teacher? 253 00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:22,739 - Go for it, sir. - Yeah, youse got chemistry. 254 00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:25,993 - I can see sparks flying. - You've got Chemistry next. 255 00:14:26,017 --> 00:14:27,993 - See sparks flying there. - [students groan] 256 00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:29,728 EVE: When I was your age, 257 00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,512 we used to have these idiots come into school 258 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:35,272 and lecture, "I was once this young ethnic kid 259 00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:36,939 "who no-one believed in, 260 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,439 "but with a bit of hard work I achieved success." 261 00:14:39,783 --> 00:14:41,173 - Am I right? - [students murmur] 262 00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:42,386 How many of you would like 263 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,535 to do something valuable for the community? 264 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:49,144 You know, help stand up for people 265 00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:51,084 who can't stand up for themselves? 266 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,376 Defending human rights? 267 00:14:59,772 --> 00:15:02,051 How many of you want to make lots of money? 268 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,894 [students chuckle] 269 00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:07,794 Miss, if sir asked you out, would you go out with him? 270 00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:13,020 You're tenacious, the hallmark of a great lawyer. 271 00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:14,979 What the fuck did you just call me?! 272 00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:16,378 [students laugh] 273 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:21,616 [Eve sighs] 274 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,949 Thanks for having me. That was a lot of fun. 275 00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:26,486 Oh, no worries. Thanks for coming in. 276 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,397 [jokingly] My students certainly took to you. 277 00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:30,170 [Eve chuckles] 278 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,084 OK, um, bye. 279 00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:44,058 [both chuckle] 280 00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:53,302 Sir, you should have asked her out. 281 00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:54,703 Told you he's gay. 282 00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:56,335 [students laugh] 283 00:15:56,359 --> 00:15:58,594 PAUL: So, why didn't you ask her out? 284 00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:00,510 ALEX: Well, I was going to, but then 285 00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:03,010 an image of Mum and Dad meeting Eve's parents 286 00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:04,358 bloody flashed before my eyes. 287 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:06,182 PAUL: Alex, when will you stop living the life 288 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:07,874 your parents want you to live? 289 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,576 Give her a call, I dare you. 290 00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:15,127 PAUL: Gia'sou, Mr Karrastopoulos! 291 00:16:15,151 --> 00:16:16,693 It's the son you wished you never had! 292 00:16:16,717 --> 00:16:18,675 - ALEX'S DAD: Ah, Paul. - PAUL: What's cooking? 293 00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:23,243 [Phone ringing tone] 294 00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:27,561 [Eve on voicemail]Hi. This is Eve. 295 00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,425 Please leave a message and I'll get back to you 296 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,196 - as soon as I can. - [BEEP] 297 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:34,511 Howdy. Hi. Um... 298 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,608 It's Alex from school. 299 00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:38,733 I was just calling to say hi. 300 00:16:39,077 --> 00:16:43,169 And, you know, thanks for coming in today. 301 00:16:43,193 --> 00:16:44,875 - It was... - [BEEP] 302 00:16:45,993 --> 00:16:48,822 - And, um... it... - [disconnect tone] 303 00:16:48,846 --> 00:16:50,471 [sighs] 304 00:16:53,176 --> 00:16:55,486 EVE: Claire, you've got Burns v. Crown in the morning. 305 00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,241 Is that OK? You'll need three copies. 306 00:16:57,265 --> 00:16:58,574 Thanks. 307 00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:01,100 [mobile phone beeps] 308 00:17:07,682 --> 00:17:09,457 PAUL: I love your food, Mrs. Karrastopoulos. 309 00:17:09,481 --> 00:17:11,194 Humph. [speaks Greek] 310 00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:13,653 ALEX'S MUM: Ha! You don't like it, you cook yourself. 311 00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:15,987 - Thank you, Paul. - Hey, doffo, pass the bread. 312 00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:18,444 - Hey, dead boy. Wake up. - Stav! 313 00:17:18,468 --> 00:17:19,748 - What? - Where are your manners? 314 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,303 He's off with the fairies. Come on! 315 00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:22,944 Sorry. 316 00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:25,176 - [mobile phone buzzes] - [gasps] 317 00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:29,158 - Oh! - [Alex's mom shrieks] 318 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,569 - Hello? - Hey, is it a bad time? 319 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,018 - No, no, no. It's a good time. - I was just wondering 320 00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:36,277 if you wanted to maybe, I don't know... 321 00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:37,840 Why you have a Muslim mullah book here? 322 00:17:37,864 --> 00:17:40,528 - Uncle Alex, you're in trouble. - Uh, one sec. 323 00:17:40,552 --> 00:17:43,022 - ALEX'S DAD: Eh?! - They're not mine. 324 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:45,611 - Who are they? - Paul's. 325 00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:48,486 He's seeing a Muslim woman. But I'm talking him out of it. 326 00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:50,277 Why do that, eh, vlákas? 327 00:17:50,632 --> 00:17:52,440 Because she's a Muslim mana. 328 00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:54,361 ALEX'S DAD: Hey, Paul, you happy? 329 00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,389 Oh, I love her. 330 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,973 Yeah, well, don't listen to this stupid. 331 00:17:57,997 --> 00:17:59,569 That's why he never get married. 332 00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:02,276 Just because she Muslim mana, doesn't matter. 333 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:05,069 You know, we just want our boys to be happy. 334 00:18:05,093 --> 00:18:07,231 - Amen to that. Cheers. - OTHERS: Amen. 335 00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,495 There's thousands of women, and you choose a Muslim mana? 336 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:11,346 - Malaka. - How do you live with this guy? 337 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,937 - Alcohol, plenty of it. - ALEX: Eve... 338 00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,460 So sorry about all of that. Um... 339 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:19,402 Would you want to go for a drink sometime? 340 00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:23,164 Uh, that might not be a good idea. 341 00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:25,327 ALEX: Why not? We have chemistry. 342 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:27,621 Well, at least that's what my students said. 343 00:18:27,645 --> 00:18:28,908 That... that's not the point. 344 00:18:28,932 --> 00:18:30,436 - So you agree? - No. 345 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,189 Oh, come on. Just one drink. 346 00:18:32,213 --> 00:18:33,533 Oh, yeah, you don't drink. Dinner? 347 00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:36,186 No pork. Steak? Beef? Vegetarian? 348 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,960 I'm sorry, Alex. 349 00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:41,710 It was nice meeting you. 350 00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:46,394 [disconnect tone] 351 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,418 [melancholy music] 352 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,418 [sighs] 353 00:18:58,752 --> 00:19:00,335 [Sighs] 354 00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:05,891 Oh! 355 00:19:11,627 --> 00:19:14,728 [priest chants] 356 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:17,603 Descendant of God, Emmanuel, 357 00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:20,811 is baptized in the name of the Father... 358 00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:24,627 - [baby cries] - And of God... 359 00:19:26,658 --> 00:19:28,408 [whispers] She's looking at you. 360 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,697 Church is the best pick-up joint. 361 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:32,697 - Like, give her a look back. - Shhh! 362 00:19:32,721 --> 00:19:34,834 Relax it. I'm just trying to help you. 363 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,966 [Stavros sighs] 364 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:45,060 - [inhales] - You trying to pick up my wife 365 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,271 in church? 366 00:19:50,761 --> 00:19:52,469 [mutters in Greek] 367 00:20:01,404 --> 00:20:03,881 RIMA: Hey, sir, I got engaged on Saturday 368 00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,588 to Abdul, my first cousin. 369 00:20:05,612 --> 00:20:07,611 - Your first cousin? - Relax, sir. 370 00:20:07,635 --> 00:20:09,361 Our religion full allows it. 371 00:20:09,385 --> 00:20:12,295 Every second Leb is married to their first cousin. 372 00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:14,724 Don't look so shocked. 373 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,944 England used to full allow their cousins to marry. 374 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,728 Yeah, but this ain't 16th-century England. 375 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,728 - When are you getting married? - Next year. 376 00:20:21,752 --> 00:20:23,769 - Just like that? - When you know, you know. 377 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:26,304 - Right, sir? - Yeah. It's funny you say that. 378 00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:29,352 My friend just met a Muslim woman and said the same thing. 379 00:20:29,376 --> 00:20:31,603 - RIMA: Where did he meet her? - At a bar. 380 00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:33,644 - Drinking alcohol? - No, no. Water. 381 00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:35,548 CHRIS: Hectic, bro. You going out with a Muslim? 382 00:20:35,572 --> 00:20:38,352 - Not me, Chris. A friend. - Watch out for her brothers. 383 00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:40,644 If they find out, they'll bash ya. 384 00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:43,477 Sarah, why on earth are you with this stereotype? 385 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:46,019 'Cause his dick's as big as his ego, sir. 386 00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,548 RIMA: She sounds like a halfie - believes in the religion 387 00:20:48,572 --> 00:20:50,812 but won't commit fully till she gets married. 388 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,603 A smart Muslim won't let herself fall for a non-Muslim. 389 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:56,728 - ALEX: Why? - Parents will full freak out. 390 00:20:56,752 --> 00:21:00,338 What if he's respectable? He's got a good job, good family. 391 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,713 We have different values. It's messy. 392 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,644 You're fucked, bro. 393 00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:06,186 - Chris... - My bad. 394 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,936 You're fucked, sir. 395 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,853 You need to work on your love-life, sir. 396 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,227 Yeah, you really do need a girlfriend, sir. 397 00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,743 Why do I need a girlfriend? 398 00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:16,561 MANDY: You look... empty. 399 00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,811 SARAH: Yeah, you don't have that glow about you. 400 00:21:18,835 --> 00:21:21,728 Go to the brothel. The girls will make you glow for $180. 401 00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:23,840 - Chris! - What? 402 00:21:35,165 --> 00:21:36,883 You know stalking's a criminal offense. 403 00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:38,932 It's not stalking when you've only done it once. 404 00:21:38,956 --> 00:21:40,783 - I hope. - [laughs] 405 00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:44,427 Um, sorry, I just came to say, 406 00:21:44,451 --> 00:21:46,267 how do you know that in 30 years time 407 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:47,851 you don't look back and say to yourself, 408 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,474 "I should've given Alex a shot? 409 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:53,068 "Even though he was lactose intolerant, he wasn't too bad." 410 00:21:53,092 --> 00:21:55,095 - She'll give you a go. - I will?! 411 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:56,734 Yeah, she will, just don't fuck it up 412 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,955 with some cliché movie or a dinner date. 413 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:01,469 Well, actually I was thinking this. 414 00:22:03,716 --> 00:22:05,494 [Claire wolf-whistles] 415 00:22:14,993 --> 00:22:16,924 Oh, just one more thing. 416 00:22:16,948 --> 00:22:18,182 Do you have any brothers? 417 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:20,664 Five. But don't worry, they're all in jail. 418 00:22:26,618 --> 00:22:29,535 [bright, upbeat Arabic music] 419 00:22:55,588 --> 00:22:57,677 [cries out] 420 00:22:57,701 --> 00:23:00,886 [both scream] 421 00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:02,827 What the hell are you doing? 422 00:23:05,956 --> 00:23:09,077 [upbeat Arabic music continues] 423 00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:35,454 STAVROS: Who's the special girl you're taking out? 424 00:23:35,478 --> 00:23:37,065 - ALEX'S DAD: She Greek? - No, Dad. 425 00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:38,677 But like everyone else, she wants to be. 426 00:23:38,701 --> 00:23:40,885 - I like her already. - Dad, you're gonna love her. 427 00:23:40,909 --> 00:23:42,593 - Trust me. - Stav, leave him alone. 428 00:23:42,617 --> 00:23:44,885 If she tell you her problems, don't try to fix it. 429 00:23:44,909 --> 00:23:47,735 - How do you know that? - I used to be a Casanova. 430 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,953 - [blows a raspberry] - Hey. 431 00:23:49,977 --> 00:23:52,217 And you take her somewhere expensive. Don't be cheap, OK? 432 00:23:52,241 --> 00:23:54,491 Here. Alright? 433 00:23:56,576 --> 00:23:58,214 For you. Have a good time. 434 00:23:58,733 --> 00:24:00,157 - Alright? - Thanks. 435 00:24:00,181 --> 00:24:01,469 Good boy. 436 00:24:04,292 --> 00:24:06,501 [scoffs] He's got no chance. 437 00:24:07,721 --> 00:24:09,571 [shouts] How's weather in Beirut? 438 00:24:09,595 --> 00:24:11,315 You don't have to scream. They can hear you. 439 00:24:11,339 --> 00:24:12,819 When you come to Australia? 440 00:24:12,843 --> 00:24:15,319 Show me the married man. 441 00:24:15,343 --> 00:24:17,745 - [speaking Arabic] - Come say hello. 442 00:24:17,769 --> 00:24:19,319 Come and say hello. 443 00:24:19,343 --> 00:24:22,069 Don't be rude. Come say hello. [speaks Arabic] 444 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:23,653 Say hello. [speaks Arabic] 445 00:24:23,677 --> 00:24:25,277 - How are you, man? - [man speaks Arabic] 446 00:24:25,301 --> 00:24:27,121 - Eva! Eva! - What? 447 00:24:27,145 --> 00:24:28,819 We being Skippy. 448 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:30,569 Where are you? 449 00:24:30,593 --> 00:24:32,345 I'm late. I've got to go! 450 00:24:32,369 --> 00:24:34,905 Why? But it's Mohomad. 451 00:24:34,929 --> 00:24:37,277 Your fiancé. He be Skippy from Lebanon. 452 00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:40,103 [speaks Arabic] 453 00:24:40,843 --> 00:24:44,069 Mum, stop saying he's my fiancé. He's not my fiancé. 454 00:24:44,093 --> 00:24:46,069 - But he will be soon, habibi. - Shhh! 455 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,333 I've told you a hundred times, I'm not interested in him. 456 00:24:48,357 --> 00:24:50,361 But you had such a good time with him in Lebanon. 457 00:24:50,385 --> 00:24:53,777 That was 12 months ago, Mum. I'm not interested. Drop it, OK? 458 00:24:53,801 --> 00:24:56,695 He's good Muslim and from good Muslim family. 459 00:24:56,719 --> 00:24:59,236 Yeah, just drop it. We're just friends, that's it. 460 00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:00,986 - Speak to him quickly. - No, I can't. 461 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,450 - I'm running late. - For me. Please? 462 00:25:02,474 --> 00:25:04,447 - Mum, I can't. - Please, for me, speak to him. 463 00:25:04,471 --> 00:25:07,444 Mummy, Mummy, please, I can't. I'm really running... 464 00:25:07,468 --> 00:25:09,319 Please talk to him, quickly. Please, for me. 465 00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:11,319 For me, speak to him, quickly. [speaks Arabic] 466 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,439 [Shadi and Mohomad speak indistinctly] 467 00:25:13,463 --> 00:25:17,111 - SHADI: Very expensive. - [MOHOMAD SPEAKS ARABIC] 468 00:25:17,135 --> 00:25:18,653 - Alright. - EVE: Sorry, Dad. 469 00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:20,801 - Sorry, Dad. - [Dad huffs] 470 00:25:22,307 --> 00:25:24,865 [Greets in Arabic] 471 00:25:24,889 --> 00:25:26,319 [speaks Arabic] 472 00:25:26,343 --> 00:25:28,875 - How are you? - Good. 473 00:25:28,899 --> 00:25:30,277 How is work going? 474 00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:33,067 It's good. It's really busy at the moment. But it's good. 475 00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:36,777 I was thinking of coming to Australia for a visit. 476 00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:39,319 - [speaks Arabic] - [speaks Arabic] 477 00:25:39,343 --> 00:25:41,528 Uh, it... We're... I'm run off my feet. 478 00:25:41,552 --> 00:25:43,611 That would be good. Yeah, that'd be nice. 479 00:25:43,635 --> 00:25:45,676 We could spend more time together. 480 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,736 Yes. 481 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,695 P.A.: ...your Bridge Climb experience 482 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:50,528 to the top of the arch. 483 00:25:50,552 --> 00:25:53,653 There are 1,332 stairs. 484 00:25:53,955 --> 00:25:57,247 The arch itself is 134 meters above sea level. 485 00:25:57,271 --> 00:25:58,403 [whispers] Come on! 486 00:25:58,427 --> 00:26:00,403 The road deck is high enough for the cruise ship 487 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:02,630 'Sun Princess' to fit underneath. 488 00:26:02,654 --> 00:26:05,944 With 6 million rivets and over 52,000 tonnes of steel... 489 00:26:06,855 --> 00:26:08,027 Excuse me. 490 00:26:08,051 --> 00:26:10,848 Did you sail under the bridge when you first migrated here? 491 00:26:10,872 --> 00:26:13,830 I come by jumbo jet... 492 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,591 Ok. 493 00:26:18,821 --> 00:26:20,612 - [horn honks] - Come on! 494 00:26:22,877 --> 00:26:25,144 - How's the weather in Beirut? - MOHOMAD: It's hot. 495 00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,227 It's, uh, summer. 496 00:26:27,251 --> 00:26:29,561 And, uh, how is the weather there? 497 00:26:29,585 --> 00:26:31,186 [Woman speaks Arabic] 498 00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:32,376 Cold. 499 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,728 OK, well, I've got to go. 500 00:26:36,752 --> 00:26:40,227 Um, I'm running late. But it was so lovely speaking to you. 501 00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,411 - [overlapping chattering] - But I'll see you soon, OK? 502 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,475 - MOHOMAD: Nice to see you. - OK, great. 'Bye. 503 00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:47,127 [all clamor] 504 00:26:49,835 --> 00:26:52,960 [indistinct recording on P.A.] 505 00:26:58,515 --> 00:27:00,099 Hey! 506 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:02,934 Knew you'd make it. 507 00:27:03,732 --> 00:27:05,353 That's yours. 508 00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:09,008 [mid-tempo middle eastern percussion music] 509 00:27:11,786 --> 00:27:14,130 [guide speaks indistinctly] 510 00:27:15,084 --> 00:27:16,919 - Can you help? - Oh. 511 00:27:18,877 --> 00:27:20,686 - Alright, thanks. - Sure. 512 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:22,919 - Thanks. - Are you OK? 513 00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:27,603 Don't worry, Alex. This will be fun. 514 00:27:27,627 --> 00:27:29,251 [Alex chuckles nervously] 515 00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:34,084 [mid-tempo middle eastern percussion continues] 516 00:27:39,084 --> 00:27:41,043 [Alex gasps] 517 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,977 - [siren wails] - ALEX: Oh, no. 518 00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:53,919 [mumbles nervously] 519 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,107 Hey, do you want to stop? 520 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:58,784 ALEX: Oh, no, no, no. 521 00:27:58,808 --> 00:28:00,867 I want to, uh... [pants] 522 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,122 I want to get to the top. 523 00:28:07,526 --> 00:28:10,400 [breathes deeply] 524 00:28:21,376 --> 00:28:23,835 [Alex groans] 525 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,376 Okay. 526 00:28:34,599 --> 00:28:37,265 [Alex pants softly] 527 00:28:58,919 --> 00:29:01,044 [sighs] 528 00:29:01,447 --> 00:29:03,696 You did it. [laughs] 529 00:29:05,501 --> 00:29:08,251 - Look at the view! - No. [chuckles] 530 00:29:11,779 --> 00:29:14,195 No. Ohhh. 531 00:29:15,938 --> 00:29:17,945 ALEX: Wow. 532 00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:21,220 [serene middle eastern music] 533 00:29:33,668 --> 00:29:37,418 [upbeat music] 534 00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:53,501 [upbeat music continues] 535 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:04,392 Oooh! 536 00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:14,049 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 537 00:30:16,825 --> 00:30:18,825 Yeah, yeah. 538 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,919 [Eve chuckles] 539 00:30:50,001 --> 00:30:53,394 [women chatter indistinctly] 540 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,773 CLAIRE: No, why not? 541 00:30:54,797 --> 00:30:57,731 EVE'S MUM: Because it's a bit shame, a bit too shame. 542 00:30:58,728 --> 00:31:00,352 Wait one minute. 543 00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:02,352 Oh, Mum, Mum, relax. 544 00:31:02,376 --> 00:31:04,746 - Daddy. - [speaks Arabic] 545 00:31:04,770 --> 00:31:06,493 EVE'S MUM: Come and eat, alright? 546 00:31:06,517 --> 00:31:08,436 - Come home to eat. - Bye-bye. 547 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:09,847 When are you getting married? 548 00:31:09,871 --> 00:31:13,093 We go to Lebanon next month, we find good Muslim. 549 00:31:13,117 --> 00:31:15,636 Yeah, what if I find someone before then? 550 00:31:16,002 --> 00:31:18,333 But you say Muslim men here are rubbish. 551 00:31:18,357 --> 00:31:20,977 - What if he's not Muslim? - [speaks Arabic] ... Australia? 552 00:31:21,001 --> 00:31:22,944 He'd be drunk at the pub all day. 553 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,860 "G'day, mate. Give me beer or meat pie. 554 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,319 "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi." 555 00:31:28,343 --> 00:31:30,319 What rubbish culture is this? 556 00:31:31,002 --> 00:31:33,695 Well, what about the Greeks? Greeks have culture. 557 00:31:33,719 --> 00:31:35,872 All they talk about is Greek history. 558 00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:38,269 The Greeks, they think they invent everything. 559 00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:39,602 But is bullshit. 560 00:31:39,626 --> 00:31:41,594 - Didn't they? - No! 561 00:31:41,618 --> 00:31:43,939 We invent the Sanskrit number... 562 00:31:43,963 --> 00:31:45,689 Oil and algebra. 563 00:31:45,713 --> 00:31:49,005 We have za'atar, we give to charity. 564 00:31:49,029 --> 00:31:50,448 Greeks are greedy. 565 00:31:50,472 --> 00:31:52,656 They have to pay to pray. 566 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,138 A Greek would stole your money, eh? 567 00:31:57,201 --> 00:31:59,161 I knew about Greg. 568 00:32:00,495 --> 00:32:01,638 Mmm. 569 00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:04,136 I was going to kill you. 570 00:32:04,878 --> 00:32:06,628 You lucky I not tell your father. 571 00:32:06,652 --> 00:32:08,351 He would have kill you. 572 00:32:09,201 --> 00:32:14,130 But I know after Greg, you no shame this family again. 573 00:32:27,701 --> 00:32:30,886 Good morning, good morning. I am Bassam. 574 00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:33,011 And I will be giving your talk today. 575 00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:35,566 So, why do women have to wear baggy clothes 576 00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:36,657 and that headscarf thingy? 577 00:32:36,681 --> 00:32:38,282 I full told you why, Mandy. 578 00:32:38,306 --> 00:32:40,644 BASSAM: Islam is about the family. 579 00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:44,227 Anything that tries to break the family, Islam is against. 580 00:32:44,251 --> 00:32:47,060 I'm of Greek heritage, and we're very family orientated. 581 00:32:47,084 --> 00:32:48,728 A little too much sometimes. 582 00:32:48,752 --> 00:32:50,561 Mm-hm. Good. 583 00:32:50,585 --> 00:32:52,352 Sir full likes a Muslim woman, 584 00:32:52,376 --> 00:32:54,227 so he's trying to say he's similar. 585 00:32:54,251 --> 00:32:56,102 Yes, sir organized this whole excursion 586 00:32:56,126 --> 00:32:57,739 just so he can learn more about Islam. 587 00:32:57,763 --> 00:32:59,727 Sir, what's a mosque got to do with maths? 588 00:32:59,751 --> 00:33:01,457 MANDY: Can a Muslim marry a non-Muslim? 589 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:03,977 Legally only Muslim man can marry a non-Muslim. 590 00:33:04,001 --> 00:33:06,227 - RIMA: See, I told you. - So you're effed, bro. 591 00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:07,898 - BOTH: Chris! - What? I said 'effed'. 592 00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:10,464 - Not 'fucked'. - [Bassam chuckles] 593 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:13,443 Very young kids, sometimes they swear and don't know they do it. 594 00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:16,401 Sometimes I swear and don't know I do it. 595 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,980 So, would a non-Muslim have to convert to marry a Muslim? 596 00:33:20,004 --> 00:33:22,728 Uh, we believe everybody born Muslim, 597 00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:27,186 so if you live by the values of Islam and revert, 598 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,269 then you can marry this woman. 599 00:33:29,293 --> 00:33:31,311 CHRIS: Hectic. Sir's gonna become a Muslim. 600 00:33:31,335 --> 00:33:33,811 Now the Lebos won't bash you but the Greeks will. 601 00:33:34,183 --> 00:33:35,853 Hmm. OK. 602 00:33:35,877 --> 00:33:37,232 Follow me. 603 00:33:41,593 --> 00:33:45,802 [Bassam sings in Arabic] 604 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:50,443 [continues singing] 605 00:34:19,009 --> 00:34:20,967 BASSAM: Allahu Akbar. 606 00:34:21,752 --> 00:34:23,726 [footsteps clatter] 607 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,207 Hello! The bad influence is here! 608 00:34:26,749 --> 00:34:30,415 BASSAM: Allahu Akbar. [mutters] 609 00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:35,592 CLAIRE: Whoa. 610 00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:37,106 EVE: Leb's version of a glory box. 611 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:39,332 Mom's been buying these things for when I get married 612 00:34:39,356 --> 00:34:41,070 from since before I was born. 613 00:34:41,094 --> 00:34:43,119 The way she going, she Be's like you. 614 00:34:43,143 --> 00:34:44,865 - Never get married. - [EVE sighs] 615 00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:46,911 Well, it's not my fault Paul won't ask me. 616 00:34:46,935 --> 00:34:49,255 - I've got to get changed. - Where are you going? 617 00:34:49,279 --> 00:34:51,944 Uh, we have a work function. 618 00:34:51,968 --> 00:34:54,777 - But Mohomad, he be Skippy soon. - So? 619 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,298 What I say to him? 620 00:34:56,322 --> 00:34:59,089 Just tell him she's met someone else. 621 00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:03,719 [both laugh] 622 00:35:06,284 --> 00:35:08,344 ALEX: So she dumped me because she didn't think 623 00:35:08,368 --> 00:35:09,715 I was marriage material. 624 00:35:09,739 --> 00:35:11,710 And I was like, "What is marriage material?" 625 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:15,386 And she said, "A salary of over half a million after tax." 626 00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:16,933 EVE: That sounds like it was difficult. 627 00:35:16,957 --> 00:35:19,177 ALEX: Yeah, it was, but I dealt with it 628 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:20,670 quite well under the circumstances. 629 00:35:20,694 --> 00:35:22,309 Only stalked her for, like, six months. 630 00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:24,635 [chuckles] when I broke up with Greg, 631 00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:27,177 I left the country for a year. 632 00:35:27,528 --> 00:35:29,695 He said he couldn't handle my religion. 633 00:35:31,283 --> 00:35:33,730 Sometimes I think it would be easier being Anglo-Christian. 634 00:35:33,754 --> 00:35:35,286 Ah, you don't wear a hijab. 635 00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:37,710 You wear a hijab, people think you've got a bomb in your bag. 636 00:35:37,734 --> 00:35:39,952 No, my parents practice. I don't. 637 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:43,227 - Are you religious? - Hell, no, thank God. 638 00:35:43,251 --> 00:35:45,686 My parents are fine with my lack of religious convictions 639 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,653 as long as I marry a good Greek girl. 640 00:35:47,677 --> 00:35:49,860 Ahh, so this relationship is doomed, then? 641 00:35:49,884 --> 00:35:51,944 Nah, as if we'd let a little thing 642 00:35:51,968 --> 00:35:53,801 like religion get in the way. 643 00:35:55,538 --> 00:35:57,418 [clicks tongue] this is us. 644 00:35:57,843 --> 00:35:59,736 You're gonna love this - Greek old school. 645 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,444 [woman sings upbeat Greek folk song] 646 00:36:02,468 --> 00:36:04,635 ALEX: This is what I grew up with. 647 00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:08,279 [whistling] 648 00:36:11,968 --> 00:36:13,653 You've never seen Greeks party, have you? 649 00:36:13,677 --> 00:36:16,194 - No, I haven't. - You've got to get in there. 650 00:36:16,218 --> 00:36:18,051 No, no, no. 651 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,986 Hey, we're going for a dance. 652 00:36:21,424 --> 00:36:23,433 Hey, do you guys mind if we join in? 653 00:36:23,843 --> 00:36:25,187 - No. - Come on. 654 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:28,277 ALEX: Come on, Eve. 655 00:36:28,301 --> 00:36:30,319 I don't know what I'm doing. 656 00:36:30,343 --> 00:36:32,444 Left, right, left, right. 657 00:36:32,468 --> 00:36:34,593 - Left and back. Right? - I don't know... 658 00:36:36,552 --> 00:36:40,010 [song continues] 659 00:36:43,358 --> 00:36:45,082 We should get out there. 660 00:36:52,635 --> 00:36:54,677 OK. Oh, hello! 661 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,186 EVE: Alex! 662 00:36:57,210 --> 00:37:00,144 PAUL: Hey! Come on! 663 00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:02,977 [fast bouzouki solo] 664 00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:05,126 - EVE: Alex... - Come on. 665 00:37:13,919 --> 00:37:16,501 ALEX: Great! You're doing good. 666 00:37:28,585 --> 00:37:30,144 Oh, yeah, spin. 667 00:37:30,168 --> 00:37:32,543 - Oh, yeah. - [squeals] 668 00:37:37,210 --> 00:37:38,895 CLAIRE: Yeah! 669 00:37:38,919 --> 00:37:40,960 [laughs] 670 00:37:43,091 --> 00:37:45,549 [crockery smashes] 671 00:37:52,752 --> 00:37:55,210 [lively Greek song continues] 672 00:38:00,627 --> 00:38:02,102 [laughs] 673 00:38:02,126 --> 00:38:04,793 [song continues] 674 00:38:09,835 --> 00:38:12,251 He's drunk. 675 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:17,835 [song fades] 676 00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:25,477 EVE'S MUM: Where you been? 677 00:38:25,501 --> 00:38:27,686 - At a... at a work function. - Bullshit. 678 00:38:27,710 --> 00:38:30,561 You been with non-Muslim. Don't lie to me. 679 00:38:30,585 --> 00:38:32,269 [speaks Arabic] Don't lie to me. 680 00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:35,060 - How did you find out? - Don't worry how I find out. 681 00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:36,686 Have you had the... 682 00:38:36,710 --> 00:38:38,019 Mum! 683 00:38:38,043 --> 00:38:40,269 Have you had an S-E-X? 684 00:38:40,293 --> 00:38:41,977 That's none of your business! 685 00:38:42,001 --> 00:38:44,102 [Mum speaks Arabic] What is happening to you? 686 00:38:44,126 --> 00:38:45,936 - It's your fault. - My fault? 687 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,769 - You too soft on her! - You talking crazy, Salwa. 688 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:53,102 Your 30-year-old daughter is with non-Muslim having S-E-X! 689 00:38:53,126 --> 00:38:54,644 - SHADI: What do you mean? - Mum! 690 00:38:54,668 --> 00:38:56,269 Who's been pumping my sister? 691 00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:58,060 Look, what will the Lebanese community say? 692 00:38:58,084 --> 00:38:59,853 Who's worried about what the community says? 693 00:38:59,877 --> 00:39:01,728 - You stupid... - EVE: They're just words! 694 00:39:01,752 --> 00:39:03,712 They're gonna find something else to gossip about! 695 00:39:03,736 --> 00:39:05,936 Now they will never stop talking about us! 696 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,269 - Salwa! - Mum! 697 00:39:07,293 --> 00:39:08,936 Are you willing to shame this family 698 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,144 to be with someone who will leave you in six months? 699 00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:13,666 - He won't. - Greg did! 700 00:39:13,690 --> 00:39:16,477 - That's not fair. - Do his parents know? 701 00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,811 Do you think they will accept you? 702 00:39:18,835 --> 00:39:20,501 Leave him! 703 00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:25,835 [Salwa speaks Arabic despairingly] 704 00:39:30,627 --> 00:39:33,752 [sparse, melancholy music] 705 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:56,144 [scoffs] Are you trying to get me drunk? 706 00:39:56,168 --> 00:39:58,835 [laughs] Half of them are for me. 707 00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:03,543 Really? 708 00:40:09,001 --> 00:40:11,352 Ohh! Gosh. 709 00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:13,460 Yeah. It's an acquired taste. 710 00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,460 Where is this going? 711 00:40:20,413 --> 00:40:23,788 - Where's what going? - Well, this thing we have. 712 00:40:26,545 --> 00:40:28,587 Have you told your parents about me? 713 00:40:29,584 --> 00:40:31,001 No. 714 00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:35,638 Listen, Alex, 715 00:40:35,662 --> 00:40:39,347 I think it might be a good idea if we end this before... 716 00:40:39,371 --> 00:40:42,329 ...before either one of us get hurt. 717 00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:46,292 OK. 718 00:40:47,461 --> 00:40:50,147 [inhales, then exhales] 719 00:40:50,171 --> 00:40:52,761 - Let's go. - Where? 720 00:40:52,785 --> 00:40:54,743 To introduce you to my parents. 721 00:40:56,010 --> 00:40:58,319 But... but, wait, won't they go nuts? 722 00:40:58,343 --> 00:41:00,319 If that's all they do, I'll be happy. 723 00:41:00,343 --> 00:41:02,944 Oh, God, I can't believe we're doing this. 724 00:41:02,968 --> 00:41:05,384 Hey, hey, let's not think, let's just do. 725 00:41:07,618 --> 00:41:09,219 [giggles] 726 00:41:09,243 --> 00:41:12,677 [engine revs powerfully] 727 00:41:12,701 --> 00:41:15,021 - Eve's meeting Mum and Dad. - I'm meeting his Mum and Dad. 728 00:41:15,045 --> 00:41:17,837 - Holy shit! - Holy war. 729 00:41:19,284 --> 00:41:21,684 So, Alex has been going out with Eve for, what, five minutes, 730 00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,636 and he's introducing her to his parents? 731 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,552 - Mmm. - You've been with me 5 months. 732 00:41:26,576 --> 00:41:28,701 Why haven't you introduced me to yours? 733 00:41:29,868 --> 00:41:31,969 Well, you don't introduce fuck buddies 734 00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:33,535 to your parents, do you? 735 00:41:34,486 --> 00:41:36,719 Really? Is that what we are, fuck buddies? 736 00:41:36,743 --> 00:41:39,095 - [scoffs] - Ahhhh... 737 00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:40,910 Just... just get out. 738 00:41:41,635 --> 00:41:43,802 [dog yaps] 739 00:41:45,785 --> 00:41:48,326 Mum? Dad? Anyone home? 740 00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:53,427 Jeez, your house is cleaner than my parents' house. 741 00:41:53,451 --> 00:41:55,511 I didn't think that was possible. 742 00:41:55,535 --> 00:41:57,386 Well, my mum's having an affair with bleach. 743 00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:59,095 - Ooh, this is lovely. - Oh, no, no, no. 744 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:01,177 - Oh! Ugh! Oh. Ohhh. - Ugh! 745 00:42:01,201 --> 00:42:04,427 [speaks Greek] You using my house as a bordello? 746 00:42:04,451 --> 00:42:06,386 No. No, no, no, no, no. This is... 747 00:42:06,410 --> 00:42:07,928 - EVE: No, it's... - [FABRIC TEARS] 748 00:42:07,952 --> 00:42:10,095 - Oh. Gee. [CLEARS THROAT] - This is Eve. 749 00:42:10,119 --> 00:42:12,660 She's a, uh... a work colleague. 750 00:42:13,561 --> 00:42:15,914 Bullshit. You're having sex on the couch. 751 00:42:15,938 --> 00:42:18,771 Is that why you have plastic covers on the couch, Yiayiá? 752 00:42:20,345 --> 00:42:21,696 You have a clean house. 753 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:24,446 - Are you Greek? - No. I'm Le-Le... 754 00:42:24,470 --> 00:42:26,614 - Lesbian? - No. 755 00:42:26,638 --> 00:42:28,322 - I'm Leb... - ..thuanian. 756 00:42:28,655 --> 00:42:30,928 - She's from Lithuania. - Oh, where is Lithuania? 757 00:42:30,952 --> 00:42:32,511 South America, banana. 758 00:42:32,535 --> 00:42:34,594 - Stav, let's go. Come on. - No way. 759 00:42:34,618 --> 00:42:37,053 I want to learn more about Lithuania. 760 00:42:37,077 --> 00:42:41,095 DAD: Hey, girl, maybe you have a friend for my stupid. 761 00:42:41,119 --> 00:42:43,177 Oh, what type are you looking for? 762 00:42:43,201 --> 00:42:45,386 Oh, just female with a pulse. 763 00:42:45,410 --> 00:42:48,095 [chuckles] Well, I've got a good friend, sue lin. 764 00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:50,011 Oh, bu-bu-bu-but... Asian? 765 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:51,844 [speaks Greek] They're like the ants. They're everywhere. 766 00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:54,177 OK, I've got the perfect girl for Alex. She's Australian. 767 00:42:54,201 --> 00:42:55,803 Bu-but... Australian? 768 00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:59,219 They're full of tattoos, they drink, they smoke. 769 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,912 Australian girls are easy. 770 00:43:00,936 --> 00:43:02,611 But they like to be on top. 771 00:43:02,635 --> 00:43:03,687 And they no cook. 772 00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:07,344 Maybe a meat pie in a microwave oven and a sausage roll. 773 00:43:07,368 --> 00:43:09,427 MUM: Don't listen to my husband. 774 00:43:09,451 --> 00:43:12,535 As long as she a good girl, we don't care what she is. 775 00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:15,460 Yeah, I'm just joking, love. 776 00:43:15,484 --> 00:43:18,344 STAVROS: What if she's a... Lebanese Muslim? 777 00:43:18,368 --> 00:43:19,886 [Dad shouts angrily in Greek] 778 00:43:19,910 --> 00:43:21,928 Why? What's wrong with a Lebanese Muslim? 779 00:43:21,952 --> 00:43:25,095 - They're terrorists, Alex. - They're suicide bombers. 780 00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:27,053 - Osama bin Laden. - Saddam Hussein. 781 00:43:27,077 --> 00:43:28,719 - Fidel Castro. - He's Cuban! 782 00:43:28,743 --> 00:43:30,552 - The same thing. - That's offensive, Dad! 783 00:43:30,576 --> 00:43:32,469 - Why? - I'm seeing a Lebanese Muslim! 784 00:43:32,493 --> 00:43:35,803 - Seeing a Lebanese Muslim?! - Yes! And it's Eve. 785 00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:38,427 She's not Lithuanian. She's Lebanese Muslim. 786 00:43:38,451 --> 00:43:40,469 And we're moving in together. 787 00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:42,535 - [Mum chokes] - [Dad gasps] 788 00:43:43,618 --> 00:43:44,969 [splutters] 789 00:43:44,993 --> 00:43:46,803 [woman screams] 790 00:43:46,827 --> 00:43:49,035 [Dad speaks Greek] 791 00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:53,595 Disappear. Disappear. 792 00:44:05,281 --> 00:44:07,164 You happy now? 793 00:44:11,827 --> 00:44:15,179 - That went well. - Better than I expected. 794 00:44:15,203 --> 00:44:16,928 - Really? - Not really. 795 00:44:16,952 --> 00:44:18,594 Yeah, I was being sarcastic too. 796 00:44:18,618 --> 00:44:20,761 CLAIRE: He asked you to move in with him? 797 00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,901 Hear that? Yeah, that's commitment. 798 00:44:22,925 --> 00:44:25,125 - What about his parents? - We had to call an ambulance. 799 00:44:25,550 --> 00:44:27,594 You hear that? That's what commitment does. 800 00:44:27,618 --> 00:44:29,778 [scoffs] Hear this - if you want a piece of this again, 801 00:44:29,802 --> 00:44:31,803 you know what to do. 802 00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:33,368 This is all Alex's fault. 803 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:36,511 Who am I kidding? This is never gonna work. 804 00:44:36,535 --> 00:44:39,594 - CLAIRE: Yes, it can. - Have you forgotten about Greg? 805 00:44:39,618 --> 00:44:42,511 Oh, come on, you can't compare Alex to that asshole. 806 00:44:42,535 --> 00:44:44,594 [sighs] Maybe Mum's right. 807 00:44:44,618 --> 00:44:46,260 Maybe... 808 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:49,260 ...maybe Mohomad is the right person for me. 809 00:44:49,284 --> 00:44:50,720 Are you serious? 810 00:44:50,744 --> 00:44:53,177 You're not interested in him and you said that 811 00:44:53,201 --> 00:44:55,146 as soon as you got back from Lebanon. 812 00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:56,569 'Cause I'm an idiot. 813 00:44:56,593 --> 00:44:59,716 I mean, what is marriage? 814 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,935 Marriage is just an arrangement between two people to procreate. 815 00:45:02,959 --> 00:45:04,728 Love... 816 00:45:04,752 --> 00:45:07,521 Love is just a gimmick which we all fall for, 817 00:45:07,545 --> 00:45:10,703 which does nothing but create a lifetime of angst and heartache. 818 00:45:10,727 --> 00:45:12,828 You don't believe that, and you know it. 819 00:45:12,852 --> 00:45:14,911 Well, if Alex's parents reacted like this, 820 00:45:14,935 --> 00:45:16,828 I can't imagine how my parents are gonna react. 821 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:19,202 Well... 822 00:45:19,226 --> 00:45:21,101 ...there's only one way to find out. 823 00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:31,884 [exhales heavily] 824 00:45:41,176 --> 00:45:43,869 Eve, where have you been? 825 00:45:44,249 --> 00:45:45,995 You have responsibilities. 826 00:45:46,019 --> 00:45:48,703 SALWA: Look, we worried sick for you. Where you been? 827 00:45:48,727 --> 00:45:51,036 Mohomad been Skippy all night. 828 00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:53,160 What I supposed to say to him? 829 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,435 You finished with the dirty Greek? 830 00:45:57,857 --> 00:45:59,554 He asked me to move in with him. 831 00:45:59,578 --> 00:46:02,411 [Salwa ululates despairingly] 832 00:46:02,435 --> 00:46:04,119 - [DOGS YAP] - [CAR ALARM SHRIEKS] 833 00:46:04,143 --> 00:46:07,643 [angry shouting] 834 00:46:14,692 --> 00:46:17,028 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not a good idea right now. 835 00:46:17,052 --> 00:46:18,736 - Is Mum alright? - Mum's fine. 836 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,569 It's Dad you should be worried about. 837 00:46:20,593 --> 00:46:22,652 I haven't seen him this angry since the time 838 00:46:22,676 --> 00:46:24,213 he forgot to put his Lotto tickets in 839 00:46:24,237 --> 00:46:26,172 and four of his numbers came up. 840 00:46:26,635 --> 00:46:28,527 You bring home a Muslim? 841 00:46:28,551 --> 00:46:30,384 What the hell were you thinking of, vlákas? 842 00:46:33,676 --> 00:46:36,260 [angry shouting continues] 843 00:46:40,177 --> 00:46:42,819 [Alex's mum screams hysterically] 844 00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:50,132 [breathes deeply] 845 00:46:53,622 --> 00:46:55,497 - [bangs on window] - [gasps] 846 00:46:57,429 --> 00:46:58,554 Uh-uh. 847 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,861 [car unlocks and beeps] 848 00:47:06,118 --> 00:47:07,742 You Alex? 849 00:47:09,571 --> 00:47:10,797 Uh-huh. 850 00:47:10,821 --> 00:47:12,548 You keep messing with my sister, 851 00:47:13,135 --> 00:47:15,569 you're gonna need life insurance, man. 852 00:47:15,593 --> 00:47:17,426 [pants softly] 853 00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:26,017 [car locks and beeps] 854 00:47:26,784 --> 00:47:28,909 I thought you were in jail. 855 00:47:34,682 --> 00:47:37,431 [lawnmower motor clatters] 856 00:47:48,882 --> 00:47:50,965 [Mum speaks Greek] 857 00:47:52,907 --> 00:47:54,799 - Thanks. - [Mum LAUGHS] 858 00:47:55,263 --> 00:47:56,471 Are you alright, Mum? 859 00:47:56,495 --> 00:47:58,530 I fine. You no worry about me. 860 00:47:58,554 --> 00:48:01,842 Gonna take much more than your aunty's dolmades to kill me. 861 00:48:01,866 --> 00:48:03,449 Eh? 862 00:48:11,093 --> 00:48:13,652 [Bassam speaks Arabic] 863 00:48:13,676 --> 00:48:15,195 It's true? It's true? 864 00:48:15,219 --> 00:48:16,736 Is what true? 865 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,819 Your daughter is marrying a non-Muslim. 866 00:48:18,843 --> 00:48:20,642 Who tell you this? 867 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:22,791 YouTube. I saw it on YouTube. 868 00:48:23,789 --> 00:48:25,330 [gasps] 869 00:48:27,842 --> 00:48:30,982 SALWA: It's bullshit. This man, he works with Eve. 870 00:48:31,006 --> 00:48:34,215 I swear on my dead mother's grave, she will marry a Muslim. 871 00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:39,065 MarHaban, Mustafa, Ibrahim. 872 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:49,775 [forlorn Middle Eastern music] 873 00:49:12,426 --> 00:49:14,219 [tray clatters] 874 00:49:15,343 --> 00:49:17,468 STAVROS: Dad wants to speak to you. 875 00:49:18,843 --> 00:49:21,968 [priest speaks Greek] 876 00:49:22,574 --> 00:49:24,467 GEORGE: Uncle Alex, you're in trouble. 877 00:49:24,927 --> 00:49:27,736 The Lebanese are nice, then you marry and good luck. 878 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,986 Say goodbye to the house I buy for you. 879 00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:32,360 - I don't want the house. - Listen, I buy you a car. 880 00:49:32,384 --> 00:49:34,464 I pay for you to go to the Greek islands for holiday. 881 00:49:34,488 --> 00:49:36,694 But don't worry about getting married, OK? 882 00:49:36,718 --> 00:49:39,408 Dad, I don't want a car. I don't want to go to the Greek islands. 883 00:49:39,432 --> 00:49:42,045 - Then you not my son! - You don't care about religion. 884 00:49:42,069 --> 00:49:43,986 You only go to church 'cause Mum drags you 885 00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:46,130 and then you come home screaming you don't like anyone 886 00:49:46,154 --> 00:49:47,489 because they're all hypocrites. 887 00:49:47,513 --> 00:49:49,861 - Shut up, he'll hear you. - No, no. You say it yourself. 888 00:49:49,885 --> 00:49:51,694 One minute you're praying to God, 889 00:49:51,718 --> 00:49:53,798 the next you're scamming compo out of the government. 890 00:49:53,822 --> 00:49:55,319 No-one's listening to the priest 891 00:49:55,343 --> 00:49:57,028 'cause you're gossiping about each other. 892 00:49:57,052 --> 00:49:58,985 Why can't you be like the other boys at church? 893 00:49:59,009 --> 00:50:00,242 They go there to pick up. 894 00:50:00,266 --> 00:50:02,243 If only you did, we wouldn't be in this mess! 895 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:03,430 I'm not in a mess. 896 00:50:03,454 --> 00:50:05,655 You know the history between Greeks and the Muslim mana? 897 00:50:05,679 --> 00:50:08,203 Dad, we live in Australia. That has nothing to do with us. 898 00:50:08,227 --> 00:50:10,799 Oh, you want him to marry a Lebanese, eh? 899 00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:15,069 For 400 years, the Muslim mana occupied the Greeks. 900 00:50:15,093 --> 00:50:17,319 They let the women live but they killed the men 901 00:50:17,343 --> 00:50:19,069 to get rid of the Greek Orthodox. 902 00:50:19,093 --> 00:50:20,777 But we fought for our independence. 903 00:50:20,801 --> 00:50:22,182 If you marry this Muslim mana, 904 00:50:22,206 --> 00:50:24,308 you undermine 400 years of suffering. 905 00:50:24,332 --> 00:50:26,476 The Greeks, what they did for their people, 906 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,160 the religion, for the culture, to keep it alive. 907 00:50:29,184 --> 00:50:32,088 OK, she's a nice girl, but this is bigger than love. 908 00:50:33,101 --> 00:50:34,903 If you don't leave her, 909 00:50:34,927 --> 00:50:37,861 you lose your home, your family, everything! 910 00:50:38,468 --> 00:50:41,552 [dog barks outside] 911 00:50:51,143 --> 00:50:53,310 - Mmm. - Hmm. 912 00:50:54,435 --> 00:50:56,953 I remember the first game I took you to see. 913 00:50:56,977 --> 00:50:59,727 Look at you. So happy. 914 00:51:00,282 --> 00:51:03,467 Your mother... Huh, not so happy. 915 00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:05,119 Hmm. 916 00:51:05,143 --> 00:51:07,727 Sit, sit, I need to talk. 917 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,659 What are we to do? 918 00:51:20,725 --> 00:51:23,642 What do you think? You're going to get along with each other? 919 00:51:24,843 --> 00:51:27,093 Alex is not a Muslim. 920 00:51:28,528 --> 00:51:30,869 You know, when we come to this country, 921 00:51:30,893 --> 00:51:33,768 we chose not to be like other Lebanese family. 922 00:51:34,727 --> 00:51:38,911 We encouraged you to fit in, mix with everyone. 923 00:51:38,935 --> 00:51:41,494 I thought we were doing the right thing, 924 00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:43,935 but now I don't know. 925 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,312 Maybe if we were harder on you, this not happen. 926 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,390 I'm sorry. 927 00:51:56,810 --> 00:51:59,518 I didn't mean for this to happen. 928 00:52:02,567 --> 00:52:04,459 I love him, Dad. 929 00:52:04,768 --> 00:52:07,518 - Love him? - Mmm. 930 00:52:08,768 --> 00:52:10,953 He's a really good person. 931 00:52:11,373 --> 00:52:12,950 Good person? 932 00:52:15,601 --> 00:52:17,119 I love him. 933 00:52:17,143 --> 00:52:20,060 [sobs] 934 00:52:22,624 --> 00:52:24,532 [Eve weeps] 935 00:52:27,585 --> 00:52:30,668 I want to meet Alex and his family, OK? 936 00:52:34,935 --> 00:52:36,685 Invite them over. 937 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,738 SALWA: Bassam? 938 00:52:40,268 --> 00:52:42,310 Are you stupid? 939 00:52:43,186 --> 00:52:45,517 Salwa... Not now. 940 00:52:46,101 --> 00:52:48,369 ALEX'S MOTHER: Eva seemed nice. 941 00:52:48,393 --> 00:52:51,202 Everybody seem nice in the beginning. 942 00:52:51,226 --> 00:52:53,286 Alex is not stupid, huh? 943 00:52:53,310 --> 00:52:55,369 If he like her, she must be good. 944 00:52:55,393 --> 00:52:57,452 What do you want me to do? Open the door and say... 945 00:52:57,476 --> 00:53:00,369 Welcome Muslim, let's eat tabouli. 946 00:53:00,393 --> 00:53:02,184 [scoffs] 947 00:53:03,226 --> 00:53:05,389 You want them to get married? 948 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:10,661 Will you be happy for your son to become Muslim? Hmm? 949 00:53:10,685 --> 00:53:12,953 She's the Muslim, he's the Orthodox. 950 00:53:12,977 --> 00:53:15,770 - It don't work that way, love. - We make it work that way. 951 00:53:15,794 --> 00:53:19,313 And the grandchildren? You happy for them to become Muslim, huh? 952 00:53:19,337 --> 00:53:22,028 [sighs] not if it's a boy. 953 00:53:22,052 --> 00:53:23,953 What about his little Willie? 954 00:53:23,977 --> 00:53:25,727 Can't be circumcised. 955 00:53:27,862 --> 00:53:32,159 Don't worry, Alex will see that Orthodox and Muslim 956 00:53:32,555 --> 00:53:34,523 is like oil and water. 957 00:53:38,268 --> 00:53:40,953 We've been invited to Eve's parents' house. 958 00:53:40,977 --> 00:53:42,911 [teacup clatters] 959 00:53:42,935 --> 00:53:45,369 ALEX'S DAD: Why do we have to go to their house? 960 00:53:45,393 --> 00:53:47,494 I hate Bankstown. It's like going to Lebanon. 961 00:53:47,518 --> 00:53:49,077 Dad, I don't want to hear 962 00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:50,661 any of your Muslim rubbish this arvo. 963 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:52,202 If they say anything about the Greeks, 964 00:53:52,226 --> 00:53:53,828 I'll tell them what we Australians think 965 00:53:53,852 --> 00:53:55,369 of the Muslim mana, OK? 966 00:53:55,393 --> 00:53:57,411 SALWA: Bloody Greek, always late. 967 00:53:57,435 --> 00:54:00,744 Dad, can you tell Mum no insulting comments about Greeks? 968 00:54:00,768 --> 00:54:03,787 If the greedy Greek talk rubbish, I tell the truth. 969 00:54:03,811 --> 00:54:05,352 [sighs] 970 00:54:10,518 --> 00:54:13,619 - Wait! - Dad, what are you doing? 971 00:54:13,643 --> 00:54:16,119 A lot of drive-by shootings here. We gotta be careful. 972 00:54:16,143 --> 00:54:18,810 [Mum scoffs] 973 00:54:28,101 --> 00:54:30,036 [Dad mutters] 974 00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:32,893 [dance music pounds on nearby car stereo] 975 00:54:37,101 --> 00:54:40,369 Hello, Mr and Mrs Karrastopoulos. Come in. 976 00:54:40,393 --> 00:54:42,536 Oh, Dad, Dad, Dad. Shoes. 977 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,244 Are you stupid? 978 00:54:44,268 --> 00:54:45,622 EVE: It's OK, Alex. 979 00:54:45,646 --> 00:54:47,562 Phew, your feet stink. 980 00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:50,953 [Dad mutters] 981 00:54:50,977 --> 00:54:52,708 [Dad clears throat] 982 00:54:52,732 --> 00:54:54,793 Lucky I come prepared, eh? 983 00:54:54,817 --> 00:54:56,955 - [laughs] - [chuckles] 984 00:54:56,979 --> 00:54:59,530 EVE: Uh, Mum, Dad, meet Alex. 985 00:55:02,935 --> 00:55:06,494 Mr and Mrs Karrastopoulos, meet my parents, 986 00:55:06,518 --> 00:55:08,661 Salwa and Bassam El Masri. 987 00:55:08,685 --> 00:55:10,066 Welcome. 988 00:55:10,435 --> 00:55:12,995 - You get fuck. - Yiorgos! 989 00:55:13,019 --> 00:55:17,363 Er, my wife make some Greek baklava for you. 990 00:55:17,387 --> 00:55:20,196 Mmm. Must be the best. 991 00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:24,577 I make Lebanese baklawa. [speaks Arabic] 992 00:55:24,601 --> 00:55:26,685 - [speaks Arabic] - [speaks Greek] 993 00:55:29,101 --> 00:55:30,643 [sighs] 994 00:55:37,924 --> 00:55:39,859 EVE: Can I get you something to drink? 995 00:55:39,883 --> 00:55:41,786 Ah, bring ouzo. 996 00:55:41,810 --> 00:55:44,526 Oh, we no keep alcohol in the house, sorry. 997 00:55:46,128 --> 00:55:49,337 - What nonsense is this? - Uh, they'll have tea. 998 00:56:00,592 --> 00:56:02,401 [all speak at once] 999 00:56:03,222 --> 00:56:04,953 [chuckles] 1000 00:56:04,977 --> 00:56:08,101 [Middle Eastern music plays softly on stereo] 1001 00:56:11,064 --> 00:56:13,494 - Uh, Lebanese music? - Yes. 1002 00:56:13,518 --> 00:56:15,225 Hear the bouzouki? 1003 00:56:15,601 --> 00:56:18,036 What? I just mean it's the same as the Greek music. 1004 00:56:18,060 --> 00:56:20,160 We're a lot more similar than we think. 1005 00:56:20,184 --> 00:56:22,435 YIORGOS AND SALWA: Don't be stupid! 1006 00:56:23,074 --> 00:56:25,675 - [sighs] - Hmm. 1007 00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:28,444 Greek basketball team do very well 1008 00:56:28,468 --> 00:56:29,869 in European Cup, huh? 1009 00:56:29,893 --> 00:56:33,036 We have the Greek gods that look after us. [chuckles] 1010 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:36,410 SALWA: Don't talk about your god. There is only one Allah. 1011 00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:38,911 Mum, Mr Karrastopoulos 1012 00:56:38,935 --> 00:56:41,060 can talk about the Greek gods if he likes. 1013 00:56:46,089 --> 00:56:47,256 [sniffs] 1014 00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:50,703 So, what do you think about... 1015 00:56:50,727 --> 00:56:52,286 [gags and spits] 1016 00:56:52,310 --> 00:56:53,432 Yiorgos! Yiorgos! 1017 00:56:53,456 --> 00:56:56,015 This tastes like shit. 1018 00:56:56,351 --> 00:56:59,019 Love, bring me one of your fresh baklava, please. 1019 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:05,343 I will shove his wife's baklava up his arse. 1020 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,560 - [whispers] Mum. - [hisses softly] 1021 00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:13,338 [chuckles delightedly] 1022 00:57:13,362 --> 00:57:16,004 BASSAM: So, what do you think about what has happened? 1023 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,814 No offense, I think you very nice people, 1024 00:57:18,838 --> 00:57:22,272 but, um, I just don't want my boy with a Muslim mana. 1025 00:57:23,044 --> 00:57:26,033 SALWA: I no want my daughter to be with a greedy Greek 1026 00:57:26,057 --> 00:57:28,158 whose mother does everything for him. 1027 00:57:28,518 --> 00:57:31,351 - This lady is crazy. - Please, no insults. 1028 00:57:32,066 --> 00:57:34,834 Why don't we ask Alex and Eve? 1029 00:57:34,858 --> 00:57:36,914 Um, where would you live? 1030 00:57:36,938 --> 00:57:38,957 We'll find something to rent. 1031 00:57:38,981 --> 00:57:41,230 YIORGOS AND SALWA: Rent money is dead money. 1032 00:57:46,565 --> 00:57:48,584 Eh... when will you get married? 1033 00:57:48,608 --> 00:57:51,760 - Where will you get married? - We haven't talked about 1034 00:57:51,784 --> 00:57:53,797 - all that stuff yet. - You must! 1035 00:57:53,821 --> 00:57:56,145 I will not let my daughter marry in church. 1036 00:57:56,169 --> 00:57:58,688 YIORGOS: I will not let my son marry in mosque. 1037 00:57:58,712 --> 00:58:02,454 [chuckles] Stupid Greek. No-one marries in mosque. 1038 00:58:03,194 --> 00:58:05,435 - Maybe we never get married. - That is worse. 1039 00:58:05,459 --> 00:58:07,370 Are you going to have children? 1040 00:58:07,394 --> 00:58:09,869 Maybe... eventually. 1041 00:58:09,893 --> 00:58:11,536 SALWA: What religion will they be? 1042 00:58:12,172 --> 00:58:13,369 Orthodox! 1043 00:58:13,393 --> 00:58:15,055 SALWA: I will not let my grandchild 1044 00:58:15,079 --> 00:58:17,262 be drowned in steamy hot water. 1045 00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,971 I will not let my grandchild 1046 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:20,773 wear a stupid handkerchief around their neck! 1047 00:58:20,797 --> 00:58:23,065 - You stupid man, Mr Skatopolis! - [shouts in Greek] 1048 00:58:23,393 --> 00:58:25,202 - It's Karrastopoulos! - Dad... 1049 00:58:25,226 --> 00:58:27,160 - Very arrogant, Skatopolis! - Dad! 1050 00:58:27,184 --> 00:58:28,828 I think you could control your wife, 1051 00:58:28,852 --> 00:58:31,577 you bloody Lebanese with your Cronulla riots! 1052 00:58:31,601 --> 00:58:34,536 You Greeks, you go on the pension from when you teenager! 1053 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,661 You Lebanese, you ruin our country! 1054 00:58:36,685 --> 00:58:38,744 You love your money! Everything about the money! 1055 00:58:38,768 --> 00:58:41,828 [all shout over each other] 1056 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,911 Hello! Hello. MarHaban. 1057 00:58:43,935 --> 00:58:46,494 - ALEX: Enough! - MOHOMAD: MarHaban. 1058 00:58:46,518 --> 00:58:48,310 Mohomad. [clears throat] 1059 00:58:48,334 --> 00:58:51,019 - Ahlan. - Ahlan. 1060 00:58:51,043 --> 00:58:52,812 You come just in time. [chuckles] 1061 00:58:52,836 --> 00:58:54,789 - What? - Who are you? 1062 00:58:54,813 --> 00:58:55,995 Eve's fiancé. 1063 00:58:56,019 --> 00:58:57,626 [Alex's mum gasps] 1064 00:58:58,101 --> 00:59:00,160 [Alex's mum speaks Greek] 1065 00:59:00,184 --> 00:59:01,911 You're engaged? 1066 00:59:01,935 --> 00:59:03,231 - No. - Yes. 1067 00:59:03,255 --> 00:59:04,566 - No! - Yes! 1068 00:59:04,590 --> 00:59:05,983 YIORGOS: Yes! Beautiful! 1069 00:59:06,007 --> 00:59:07,443 [laughs] Beautiful. 1070 00:59:07,467 --> 00:59:09,386 Yipee, I told you, we're outta here. 1071 00:59:09,410 --> 00:59:11,637 Very nice to meet you. You have beautiful home. 1072 00:59:11,661 --> 00:59:14,251 And lovely, lovely daughter. [speaks Greek] 1073 00:59:14,275 --> 00:59:16,444 Congratulations for marrying Eve. 1074 00:59:16,468 --> 00:59:18,367 - Beautiful girl. OK. - Thank you. 1075 00:59:18,391 --> 00:59:20,285 - Alex, wait. - Alex can't wait. 1076 00:59:20,309 --> 00:59:22,411 - Why? - We've got to go and... 1077 00:59:22,435 --> 00:59:25,202 YIORGOS: We've got to go home for Greek 'X Factor'. 1078 00:59:25,226 --> 00:59:27,077 'Bye, Mr Skatopolis! 1079 00:59:27,101 --> 00:59:29,476 - EVE: Alex! - Very nice to meet you! 1080 00:59:31,883 --> 00:59:33,306 [sighs] 1081 00:59:37,268 --> 00:59:39,101 [whimpers] 1082 00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:43,643 [sobs] 1083 00:59:45,685 --> 00:59:48,768 [weeps] 1084 01:00:10,806 --> 01:00:12,324 Are you alright, habibi? 1085 01:00:12,348 --> 01:00:13,891 Leave me alone, Mum. 1086 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:20,601 Believe me, this is the best thing to happen to you. 1087 01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:23,882 I know it's hard. I know. 1088 01:00:25,393 --> 01:00:27,411 But you will forget Alex. 1089 01:00:27,761 --> 01:00:29,369 [weeps] 1090 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,435 You will forget him. You will. 1091 01:00:44,081 --> 01:00:46,165 [Eve sobs] 1092 01:01:03,356 --> 01:01:04,605 Hey. 1093 01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:07,244 Hey! [speaks Greek] 1094 01:01:07,268 --> 01:01:09,348 Here. Wake up. 1095 01:01:09,372 --> 01:01:11,080 Put this over there. 1096 01:01:13,518 --> 01:01:16,244 - [shouts in Greek] - [dog barks] 1097 01:01:16,268 --> 01:01:18,244 What?! 1098 01:01:18,268 --> 01:01:20,893 [continues speaking angrily in Greek] 1099 01:01:21,935 --> 01:01:25,036 That's it. Slowly, slowly. 1100 01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:27,911 Take it easy. Relax. 1101 01:01:27,935 --> 01:01:29,452 No rush. 1102 01:01:29,476 --> 01:01:31,411 [grunts] 1103 01:01:31,435 --> 01:01:33,327 - Hi. - [groans] 1104 01:01:33,351 --> 01:01:34,948 Help. 1105 01:01:36,862 --> 01:01:38,571 EVE: Yeah. Yeah, I got it. 1106 01:01:41,266 --> 01:01:45,351 - [grunts] - Alex. Alex... 1107 01:01:48,879 --> 01:01:51,391 - Hi. - Ah! Sorry. 1108 01:01:52,258 --> 01:01:54,861 - Alex! - Good luck. 1109 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:56,369 EVE: Wait! 1110 01:01:56,393 --> 01:01:58,327 [showers run] 1111 01:01:58,351 --> 01:01:59,893 Alex! 1112 01:02:02,184 --> 01:02:04,727 Alex, I'm so sorry about what happened. 1113 01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:08,260 I'm sorry about everything. 1114 01:02:13,518 --> 01:02:15,060 [sighs softly] 1115 01:02:16,389 --> 01:02:18,077 That's OK. 1116 01:02:18,557 --> 01:02:20,309 He seemed like a nice guy. 1117 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:22,117 That's what he said about you. 1118 01:02:22,141 --> 01:02:23,849 Maybe you two should get married. 1119 01:02:25,623 --> 01:02:27,457 Wouldn't work. He's Muslim. 1120 01:02:28,351 --> 01:02:29,893 [chuckles] 1121 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:32,089 Mmm. 1122 01:02:54,643 --> 01:02:56,184 [Eve moans] 1123 01:03:04,643 --> 01:03:06,560 - Mmm! - MAN: Hey! 1124 01:03:07,431 --> 01:03:08,973 Get a room, guys. 1125 01:03:13,935 --> 01:03:17,184 [laid-back Greek folk music] 1126 01:03:29,184 --> 01:03:30,995 Ana Bahebak'. 1127 01:03:31,019 --> 01:03:32,786 What was that? 1128 01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:34,411 Nothing. 1129 01:03:34,435 --> 01:03:36,995 Ow! I think the handbrake's in my leg. 1130 01:03:37,019 --> 01:03:38,703 [both chuckle] 1131 01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:40,244 We're so sophisticated, huh? 1132 01:03:40,268 --> 01:03:42,286 Two 30-year-olds making out in a car. 1133 01:03:42,310 --> 01:03:44,685 [both moan] 1134 01:03:46,935 --> 01:03:48,452 EVE: Ohhh! 1135 01:03:48,476 --> 01:03:50,369 Oh, it's so smooth! 1136 01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:52,703 - You like it? - Yeah! 1137 01:03:52,727 --> 01:03:55,643 EVE: Oh. Oh, God. The hand brake's stuck in my leg. 1138 01:03:59,101 --> 01:04:01,119 - ALEX: You right? - Yeah. 1139 01:04:01,143 --> 01:04:03,226 [both moan] 1140 01:04:07,226 --> 01:04:09,019 [horn beeps] 1141 01:04:21,977 --> 01:04:24,393 [horn beeps] 1142 01:05:06,810 --> 01:05:08,351 [Eve sighs] 1143 01:05:31,898 --> 01:05:33,982 [starts engine] 1144 01:05:54,067 --> 01:05:55,609 Ohh. 1145 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:06,476 [melancholy blues piano music] 1146 01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:17,184 [melancholy blues piano music continues] 1147 01:06:26,019 --> 01:06:31,143 SONG: ♪ Saw you turning down that dead-end street ♪ 1148 01:06:32,199 --> 01:06:36,824 ♪ Cold Grey pavement under your feet ♪ 1149 01:06:38,393 --> 01:06:43,160 ♪ Dream that I could be in all your dreams... ♪ 1150 01:06:43,184 --> 01:06:44,703 It's not a big thing. 1151 01:06:44,727 --> 01:06:47,852 ♪ But I'll just send my love ♪ 1152 01:06:50,685 --> 01:06:56,226 ♪ If you're alone on a crowded train ♪ 1153 01:06:56,903 --> 01:07:01,445 ♪ Rattling home from another day ♪ 1154 01:07:03,143 --> 01:07:08,226 ♪ Turn the noise down and switch off your brain ♪ 1155 01:07:09,061 --> 01:07:12,353 ♪ And I'll just send my love ♪ 1156 01:07:14,810 --> 01:07:19,643 ♪ Then from a distance I'll appreciate ♪ 1157 01:07:21,768 --> 01:07:26,203 ♪ All your victories and defeats ♪ 1158 01:07:26,968 --> 01:07:32,718 ♪ And I'll tell my aching soul to wait ♪ 1159 01:07:33,617 --> 01:07:38,060 ♪ Until the day you come back to me ♪ 1160 01:07:40,344 --> 01:07:45,303 ♪ And if I stumble across your path ♪ 1161 01:07:47,019 --> 01:07:51,893 ♪ Maybe I'm blind, maybe in the dark ♪ 1162 01:07:53,163 --> 01:07:58,038 ♪ I will offer you my weary heart ♪ 1163 01:07:58,983 --> 01:08:02,442 ♪ But I'll just send my love ♪ 1164 01:08:29,226 --> 01:08:34,810 ♪ So I'll count my blessings and say my prayers ♪ 1165 01:08:36,810 --> 01:08:40,852 ♪ For all that's beautiful and true ♪ 1166 01:08:42,101 --> 01:08:48,494 ♪ 'Cause I've seen angels on the town hall stairs ♪ 1167 01:08:48,518 --> 01:08:55,369 ♪ But they can't hold a candle to you ♪ 1168 01:08:55,393 --> 01:09:00,643 ♪ So if you wander down a dead-end street ♪ 1169 01:09:01,685 --> 01:09:06,560 ♪ Gone astray from the path you seek ♪ 1170 01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:14,119 ♪ Maybe one day you and I will meet ♪ 1171 01:09:14,143 --> 01:09:18,060 ♪ And I will send my love ♪ 1172 01:09:19,977 --> 01:09:24,935 ♪ And I will send my love. ♪ 1173 01:09:29,019 --> 01:09:31,393 [sighs softly] 1174 01:09:33,685 --> 01:09:35,536 Sarah, is it just me 1175 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,619 or is there trouble in gangsta's paradise? 1176 01:09:37,643 --> 01:09:40,369 Well, his parents found out and told him to end it 1177 01:09:40,393 --> 01:09:42,036 'cause I'm an Aussie. 1178 01:09:42,060 --> 01:09:44,536 And all Aussies do is just smoke, go to the pub, 1179 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:46,160 and act like a 'sharamouta'. 1180 01:09:46,184 --> 01:09:48,685 - What's a 'sharamouta'? - A slut. 1181 01:09:49,381 --> 01:09:50,981 Chris, did this happen? 1182 01:09:51,351 --> 01:09:53,327 No, bro. No-one tells me what to do. 1183 01:09:53,351 --> 01:09:55,078 Why don't you tell him the truth, loser? 1184 01:09:55,102 --> 01:09:57,875 The truth is I met those two hot chicks from Canterbury Girls. 1185 01:09:57,899 --> 01:10:00,536 ALEX: Come on, bro. What's the truth? 1186 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,744 Chris dumped her. 1187 01:10:02,768 --> 01:10:06,327 Chris, why don't you stand up to them? 1188 01:10:06,351 --> 01:10:08,911 They promised to buy me a car if I broke up with her. 1189 01:10:08,935 --> 01:10:11,369 - And you took the bait? - A BMW? 1190 01:10:11,393 --> 01:10:13,753 So every time you do something that your parents don't like, 1191 01:10:13,777 --> 01:10:15,411 you'll just let them blackmail you? 1192 01:10:15,435 --> 01:10:18,077 - You don't understand, man. - MANDY: You're a pussy, Chris. 1193 01:10:18,101 --> 01:10:21,019 You've got to stand up and fight for me if you want me. 1194 01:10:25,443 --> 01:10:27,038 [knock at door] 1195 01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:33,369 Can I come in? 1196 01:10:33,393 --> 01:10:35,077 Stav, I honestly don't have the energy 1197 01:10:35,101 --> 01:10:36,869 to deal with your crap right now. 1198 01:10:36,893 --> 01:10:38,685 Listen, listen. 1199 01:10:38,709 --> 01:10:42,744 I just came here to tell my little brother I'm proud of him. 1200 01:10:42,768 --> 01:10:45,619 I would never have had the guts to do what you did. 1201 01:10:45,643 --> 01:10:47,601 You followed your heart. It takes courage. 1202 01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:53,351 Yeah. 1203 01:10:56,268 --> 01:10:58,661 But, you know, I guess Dad was right all along. 1204 01:10:58,685 --> 01:11:00,536 Cross-religious relationships just don't work. 1205 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,459 There's too many obstacles. 1206 01:11:02,483 --> 01:11:05,452 Whereas you and Stella, you know, it's like clockwork. 1207 01:11:05,476 --> 01:11:07,019 Stella's leaving me. 1208 01:11:10,184 --> 01:11:12,202 We've been, um... 1209 01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:15,610 ...we've been going through the motions for a long time, 1210 01:11:15,634 --> 01:11:18,425 ever since before Yiorgos was born. 1211 01:11:19,226 --> 01:11:21,327 Stella's had enough. 1212 01:11:21,844 --> 01:11:23,703 She wants more. 1213 01:11:23,727 --> 01:11:25,786 - Give her more. - I can't. 1214 01:11:26,258 --> 01:11:28,341 I'm not in love with her anymore. 1215 01:11:29,143 --> 01:11:31,393 Truth is... 1216 01:11:32,624 --> 01:11:34,707 ...I don't think I ever was. 1217 01:11:39,611 --> 01:11:41,197 So why did you marry her? 1218 01:11:41,221 --> 01:11:43,015 I don't know. 1219 01:11:43,039 --> 01:11:45,202 I was hitting my 30s, 1220 01:11:45,226 --> 01:11:48,619 Stella seemed nice, she had a secure job, Greek. 1221 01:11:48,643 --> 01:11:51,953 Her parents loved me. Mum and Dad loved her. 1222 01:11:51,977 --> 01:11:53,661 The parents got along so well 1223 01:11:53,685 --> 01:11:55,327 they bloody went on day trips together. 1224 01:11:55,351 --> 01:11:57,411 - [chuckles] - It just... 1225 01:11:57,897 --> 01:12:00,522 ...seemed like the right thing to do. 1226 01:12:03,977 --> 01:12:06,351 [sighs] 1227 01:12:16,066 --> 01:12:19,275 [pensive music] 1228 01:12:41,643 --> 01:12:44,143 Ohhh... 1229 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:48,768 SALWA: Eva! [speaks Arabic] 1230 01:12:51,184 --> 01:12:52,727 Yay! 1231 01:12:54,977 --> 01:12:56,494 WOMAN: Anna... [speaks Arabic] 1232 01:12:56,518 --> 01:12:58,286 - Oh, Aunty! - I bought this for you. 1233 01:12:58,310 --> 01:13:00,119 What are you doing? You can't afford this. 1234 01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:02,786 Just tell everyone I bought it for you. 1235 01:13:02,810 --> 01:13:05,326 Are you sure you want people knowing that you bought that? 1236 01:13:05,350 --> 01:13:08,661 SALWA: OK, we running late. Go get changed. 1237 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:10,202 Shall we go? 1238 01:13:10,226 --> 01:13:12,977 [women chatter excitedly in Arabic] 1239 01:13:18,679 --> 01:13:21,114 How was it meeting Paul's parents? 1240 01:13:21,138 --> 01:13:23,119 Yeah, no-one was rushed to hospital. 1241 01:13:23,143 --> 01:13:25,727 [both chuckle] 1242 01:13:28,695 --> 01:13:31,421 You know I disapprove of this wedding, right? 1243 01:13:31,810 --> 01:13:34,184 You've made that expensive crystal clear. 1244 01:13:35,671 --> 01:13:37,397 But I love you 1245 01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:40,268 and I'll support you, no matter what. 1246 01:13:44,656 --> 01:13:46,633 Mwah. 1247 01:13:46,657 --> 01:13:49,661 SARAH: Mr Karrastopoulos is more than just a maths teacher. 1248 01:13:49,685 --> 01:13:52,327 He teached me the most awesome lesson of all - 1249 01:13:52,351 --> 01:13:53,933 to follow our hearts. 1250 01:13:53,957 --> 01:13:56,018 Like that time when sir took us to an excursion 1251 01:13:56,042 --> 01:13:58,477 to a mosque all because he wanted to learn 1252 01:13:58,501 --> 01:14:00,561 more about a girl he wanted to fuck. 1253 01:14:01,419 --> 01:14:03,543 Thank you, Sarah. 1254 01:14:04,768 --> 01:14:08,452 It gives me great pleasure to announce the award 1255 01:14:08,476 --> 01:14:11,534 for the most improved student academically. 1256 01:14:11,558 --> 01:14:14,202 Chris, come on up. 1257 01:14:14,226 --> 01:14:16,310 [students cheer] 1258 01:14:18,893 --> 01:14:20,703 ALEX: Well done, buddy. 1259 01:14:20,727 --> 01:14:22,893 - Very deserved, mate. - Thank you. 1260 01:14:33,685 --> 01:14:37,804 [reflective Middle Eastern music] 1261 01:14:52,518 --> 01:14:54,060 You ready, sis? 1262 01:15:00,052 --> 01:15:01,593 You alright? 1263 01:15:18,476 --> 01:15:20,244 - RIMA: Sir... - ALEX: Oh, thanks. 1264 01:15:20,268 --> 01:15:21,828 RIMA: ..where's the lawyer chick? 1265 01:15:21,852 --> 01:15:24,184 Uh, she had something else on. 1266 01:15:25,226 --> 01:15:27,643 You guys looked really good together. 1267 01:15:30,629 --> 01:15:32,647 Hey, Rima... 1268 01:15:32,671 --> 01:15:34,505 ...what does Ana Bahebak' mean? 1269 01:15:35,476 --> 01:15:37,160 I can't tell you, sir. 1270 01:15:37,184 --> 01:15:38,953 - Why? - Is it rude? 1271 01:15:38,977 --> 01:15:40,727 Just tell him. I want a laugh. 1272 01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:44,333 It means 'I love you'. 1273 01:15:47,643 --> 01:15:50,768 I can't believe I just told sir 'I love you'. 1274 01:15:53,935 --> 01:15:55,729 CHRIS: Go for it, bro. 1275 01:15:55,753 --> 01:15:59,244 MANDY: Go for it, sir. Go on. 1276 01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:01,727 SARAH: She loves you for sure, sir. 1277 01:16:03,952 --> 01:16:06,661 Go for it, sir. 1278 01:16:06,685 --> 01:16:10,202 [upbeat Arabic music] 1279 01:16:10,226 --> 01:16:11,995 Get a root, bro. 1280 01:16:12,019 --> 01:16:15,560 [music continues] 1281 01:16:36,861 --> 01:16:39,172 Full been seeing my sister, eh? 1282 01:16:39,196 --> 01:16:41,256 - What? No. - Don't fool with me, man. 1283 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:42,965 SARAH: Sir, you left without your present! 1284 01:16:42,989 --> 01:16:44,508 My God! Her brother full found out! 1285 01:16:44,532 --> 01:16:46,426 - That good or bad? - Bad. Call an ambulance. 1286 01:16:46,450 --> 01:16:48,177 Give me your phone. I'll call my cousins. 1287 01:16:48,201 --> 01:16:50,011 Shut your face or I'll smash you too. 1288 01:16:50,035 --> 01:16:51,803 Leave him alone. He's a good teacher. 1289 01:16:51,827 --> 01:16:53,744 He really is a fucking good teacher. 1290 01:16:55,553 --> 01:16:57,202 You love my sister? 1291 01:16:57,226 --> 01:16:59,601 - Look, man, I just... - Hey, answer my questions, man! 1292 01:17:04,393 --> 01:17:07,393 Then go and tell her before she gets married, you dumb klutz. 1293 01:17:09,935 --> 01:17:13,661 If you break her heart, I'll kill ya. 1294 01:17:14,231 --> 01:17:16,439 CHRIS: Go get a root, bro. 1295 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,066 I mean a hug. 1296 01:17:22,727 --> 01:17:25,768 [upbeat Greek folk music] 1297 01:17:49,727 --> 01:17:51,786 [tires screech] 1298 01:17:51,810 --> 01:17:54,255 - Alright, what's the emergency? - Come with me. 1299 01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:56,612 What do you mean? I'm already late for the wedding. 1300 01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:12,460 What's the matter, paidi mou? 1301 01:18:12,484 --> 01:18:14,327 Hey, do you want me to be happy? 1302 01:18:14,351 --> 01:18:16,327 - Of course we do. - Yes, paidi mo... 1303 01:18:16,351 --> 01:18:18,411 - Then get in my car. - To go to the Muslim mana? 1304 01:18:18,435 --> 01:18:20,119 - Are you crazy?! - Yeah, are you crazy? 1305 01:18:20,143 --> 01:18:22,452 - Is that your idea of back-up? - You said it was over. 1306 01:18:22,476 --> 01:18:24,286 It is. But I love her. 1307 01:18:24,310 --> 01:18:26,244 Do I have to say again what will happen? 1308 01:18:26,268 --> 01:18:28,327 ALEX: Dad, if you love me and you really 1309 01:18:28,351 --> 01:18:30,911 want me to be happy, you'll get in that fucking car! 1310 01:18:30,935 --> 01:18:32,452 - Bah! - I'll go with you. 1311 01:18:32,476 --> 01:18:34,327 - Sit down, you donkey. - MUM: Yiorgos. 1312 01:18:34,351 --> 01:18:36,411 - I am going, you coming too. - No way, Jose. 1313 01:18:36,435 --> 01:18:39,619 Yiorgos, you put your pride before your son! 1314 01:18:39,643 --> 01:18:41,369 You're all crazy! 1315 01:18:41,393 --> 01:18:45,077 36 years of marriage. I cook for you, I clean after you! 1316 01:18:45,101 --> 01:18:47,411 I wash your stinking underwear! 1317 01:18:47,435 --> 01:18:49,869 I never ask nothing for you! 1318 01:18:49,893 --> 01:18:52,452 Now I ask one thing! 1319 01:18:52,476 --> 01:18:55,935 You come now or you regret it! [pants] 1320 01:18:57,216 --> 01:18:59,341 Get off your fat arse! 1321 01:19:11,561 --> 01:19:13,104 [shouts in Greek] 1322 01:19:14,594 --> 01:19:16,143 We're all going to hell. 1323 01:19:18,268 --> 01:19:22,037 [lively Greek folk music] 1324 01:19:23,601 --> 01:19:26,727 [all continue shouting indistinctly] 1325 01:19:28,019 --> 01:19:29,935 [screams] 1326 01:19:30,977 --> 01:19:34,077 [Greek folk music continues] 1327 01:19:34,101 --> 01:19:37,327 - PAUL: Go straight. - [Yiorgos speaks in Greek] 1328 01:19:37,351 --> 01:19:40,351 [guests cheer] 1329 01:20:01,945 --> 01:20:04,411 [shouts in Greek] I bet they're Asian. 1330 01:20:04,435 --> 01:20:06,835 - The Chinese ruin our country. - Last week it was the Arabs. 1331 01:20:06,859 --> 01:20:09,299 At least you're not prejudiced about who you're prejudiced to. 1332 01:20:09,323 --> 01:20:11,691 The Chinese, they come here and live off the government! 1333 01:20:13,268 --> 01:20:15,244 - [traffic light pings] - Go back to China! 1334 01:20:15,268 --> 01:20:17,661 - Hey, George! - Hey! [speaks Greek] 1335 01:20:17,685 --> 01:20:19,327 - Where you going? - My son... 1336 01:20:19,351 --> 01:20:20,911 He wants to go to Muslim mana! 1337 01:20:20,935 --> 01:20:24,577 Hey, Alexandre... [speaks Greek] 1338 01:20:24,601 --> 01:20:26,935 Yeah, I know. I tell him. He no listen. 1339 01:20:29,601 --> 01:20:31,935 [Salwa calls in Arabic] 1340 01:20:33,310 --> 01:20:34,619 [guests whoop] 1341 01:20:34,643 --> 01:20:37,916 [Salwa calls in Arabic] 1342 01:20:37,940 --> 01:20:39,418 [guests whoop] 1343 01:20:39,442 --> 01:20:41,834 [Salwa calls in Arabic] 1344 01:20:42,143 --> 01:20:43,396 [guests whoop] 1345 01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:47,146 [Salwa calls in Arabic] 1346 01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:49,670 [percussion pounds, guests ululate] 1347 01:20:51,893 --> 01:20:54,411 Stop screaming! Your son's trying to drive! 1348 01:20:54,435 --> 01:20:56,494 - YIORGOS: Turn left lane! - No, we go straight! 1349 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:58,935 Come on, Paul! I live here 40 years! I know better than you. 1350 01:21:00,759 --> 01:21:02,593 Will you provide for your wife? 1351 01:21:06,140 --> 01:21:08,015 Will you look after your husband? 1352 01:21:11,685 --> 01:21:14,149 IMAM: Will you look after the house? 1353 01:21:15,226 --> 01:21:18,768 [Bassam speaks Arabic] 1354 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:29,852 [tires screech] 1355 01:21:35,645 --> 01:21:40,744 Marriage requires respect, honesty and trust. 1356 01:21:40,768 --> 01:21:44,703 Without this, marriage cannot survive. 1357 01:21:44,727 --> 01:21:49,393 Are you entering this marriage free of coercion? 1358 01:21:50,893 --> 01:21:52,452 MOHOMAD: Yes. 1359 01:21:52,476 --> 01:21:54,244 ALEX: Wait! Wait! 1360 01:21:54,268 --> 01:21:56,661 [guests clamor] 1361 01:21:56,685 --> 01:21:58,536 Apologies for the interruption. 1362 01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,394 What are you doing here? 1363 01:22:00,418 --> 01:22:02,562 - I invited him. - SALWA: Call the police! 1364 01:22:02,586 --> 01:22:05,438 - [speaks Greek] - Take your son. Get out of here. 1365 01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:08,647 - I take my son and the baklava. - The baklawa stay here. 1366 01:22:08,671 --> 01:22:10,773 - Baklava come from Greece. - It come from Lebanon. 1367 01:22:10,797 --> 01:22:12,316 - Guys... - We invented it! 1368 01:22:12,340 --> 01:22:14,140 SALWA: You Greeks think you invent everything! 1369 01:22:14,164 --> 01:22:15,494 - And we did! - ALEX: Guys! 1370 01:22:15,518 --> 01:22:18,160 - What's going on? - ALEX: Guys, seriously. 1371 01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:20,286 - Please, just let me speak. - Let him speak! 1372 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:21,995 I thought you were an honorable woman. 1373 01:22:22,663 --> 01:22:24,953 I do everything to make you happy. 1374 01:22:24,977 --> 01:22:27,411 This how you repay me? 1375 01:22:27,435 --> 01:22:29,077 By shaming me? 1376 01:22:29,101 --> 01:22:31,369 SALWA: Allah! Get out now! 1377 01:22:31,393 --> 01:22:32,995 Please, guys, let me speak. 1378 01:22:33,019 --> 01:22:34,619 - Let him speak. - No way. 1379 01:22:34,643 --> 01:22:36,536 [shouts] Let him speak! 1380 01:22:37,022 --> 01:22:39,397 Thank you, Mr El Masri. 1381 01:22:43,101 --> 01:22:45,327 I've prepared this speech a thousand times 1382 01:22:45,351 --> 01:22:47,286 over the last couple of months 1383 01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:49,411 about how we should rid ourselves of prejudices 1384 01:22:49,435 --> 01:22:52,143 and embrace each other and all that stuff, but... 1385 01:22:53,070 --> 01:22:55,438 ...it's as simple as this. 1386 01:22:55,462 --> 01:23:00,147 Eve, I Ana Bahebak' you. 1387 01:23:01,283 --> 01:23:02,677 [sighs] 1388 01:23:03,018 --> 01:23:06,707 - SALWA: Allah! - [Yiorgos speaks Greek] 1389 01:23:29,234 --> 01:23:31,442 I can't, Alex. 1390 01:23:34,101 --> 01:23:35,768 [gasps softly] 1391 01:24:07,490 --> 01:24:09,341 Ahh. 1392 01:24:09,365 --> 01:24:11,365 What did I say? 1393 01:24:12,727 --> 01:24:16,619 Hmm. They marry their kind, we marry our kind. 1394 01:24:16,643 --> 01:24:19,828 - You smart man, Mr Skatopolis. - It's Karrastopoulos! 1395 01:24:19,852 --> 01:24:22,518 Skatopolis, bottomless - same thing. 1396 01:24:28,518 --> 01:24:30,119 YIORGOS: Let's go. 1397 01:24:30,143 --> 01:24:33,643 IMAM: Are you entering this marriage free of coercion? 1398 01:24:35,852 --> 01:24:37,476 [whispers] Yes. 1399 01:24:38,403 --> 01:24:41,933 IMAM: Are you entering this marriage free of coercion? 1400 01:24:41,957 --> 01:24:43,851 MOHOMAD: Yes. 1401 01:24:44,171 --> 01:24:47,134 [gulps] Yes. 1402 01:24:47,158 --> 01:24:50,703 Are you entering this marriage free of coercion? 1403 01:24:50,727 --> 01:24:52,268 Yes. 1404 01:24:58,663 --> 01:25:00,706 [whimpers] 1405 01:25:02,019 --> 01:25:04,105 I'm so sorry, Mohomad. 1406 01:25:04,129 --> 01:25:05,920 [cries out] Alex! 1407 01:25:10,143 --> 01:25:12,661 - No, no. - [guests clamor] 1408 01:25:12,685 --> 01:25:14,536 SALWA: No! 1409 01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:16,703 No, no! 1410 01:25:16,727 --> 01:25:19,160 Eva! No, Eva. 1411 01:25:19,184 --> 01:25:20,828 Eva, no! 1412 01:25:20,852 --> 01:25:24,556 [Middle Eastern music] 1413 01:25:36,060 --> 01:25:39,852 [music continues] 1414 01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:07,494 [pants] 1415 01:26:07,518 --> 01:26:09,744 [laughs] 1416 01:26:09,768 --> 01:26:11,160 Se agapó, Alex. 1417 01:26:11,184 --> 01:26:13,452 Ana Bahebak', Eve. 1418 01:26:13,476 --> 01:26:15,202 [laughs] 1419 01:26:15,226 --> 01:26:17,518 We really need to work on your Arabic. 1420 01:26:20,259 --> 01:26:23,593 [lively bouzouki music] 1421 01:26:32,643 --> 01:26:36,268 [woman sings in Greek] 1422 01:26:57,351 --> 01:27:00,852 [Middle Eastern percussion and strings join in] 1423 01:27:05,143 --> 01:27:08,643 [woman sings Middle Eastern melody] 1424 01:27:20,768 --> 01:27:24,143 [lively bouzouki riff] 1425 01:28:06,310 --> 01:28:09,810 [pop rock song intro] 1426 01:28:11,935 --> 01:28:15,036 SONG: ♪ If I'm an island 1427 01:28:15,060 --> 01:28:17,727 ♪ You are my rock ♪ 1428 01:28:18,768 --> 01:28:22,160 ♪ If you're the hands of time ♪ 1429 01:28:22,184 --> 01:28:24,685 ♪ I am your clock ♪ 1430 01:28:25,527 --> 01:28:27,652 ♪ If I'm a movie ♪ 1431 01:28:28,693 --> 01:28:31,711 ♪ You are the star ♪ 1432 01:28:31,735 --> 01:28:33,960 ♪ If you're a band ♪ 1433 01:28:34,466 --> 01:28:37,675 ♪ Play me, I'm your guitar ♪ 1434 01:28:39,068 --> 01:28:42,586 ♪ Thought that I was fine ♪ 1435 01:28:42,610 --> 01:28:48,151 ♪ Till you blew my mind ♪ 1436 01:28:49,085 --> 01:28:53,876 ♪ I was looking for love in all the wrong places ♪ 1437 01:28:55,819 --> 01:29:00,044 ♪ Looking for love in all the wrong places ♪ 1438 01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:03,443 ♪ Looking for love ♪ 1439 01:29:04,860 --> 01:29:07,960 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1440 01:29:07,984 --> 01:29:09,960 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1441 01:29:09,984 --> 01:29:12,276 ♪ Now I heard stories ♪ 1442 01:29:13,401 --> 01:29:15,401 ♪ About love and stuff ♪ 1443 01:29:16,443 --> 01:29:18,401 ♪ I thought it was crap ♪ 1444 01:29:19,443 --> 01:29:21,652 ♪ Now I can't get enough ♪ 1445 01:29:23,151 --> 01:29:26,002 ♪ If we're together ♪ 1446 01:29:26,026 --> 01:29:28,984 ♪ Bring it on, come what may ♪ 1447 01:29:30,026 --> 01:29:32,877 ♪ And if I die for you ♪ 1448 01:29:32,901 --> 01:29:35,443 ♪ That's the price I will pay ♪ 1449 01:29:36,735 --> 01:29:40,419 ♪ 'Cause I just don't care ♪ 1450 01:29:40,443 --> 01:29:45,860 ♪ As long as you're there ♪ 1451 01:29:46,901 --> 01:29:52,110 ♪ I was looking for love in all the wrong places ♪ 1452 01:29:54,110 --> 01:29:58,127 ♪ Looking for love in all the wrong places ♪ 1453 01:29:58,151 --> 01:30:00,461 ♪ Looking for love ♪ 1454 01:30:00,485 --> 01:30:05,360 ♪ Looking for love in all the wrong places ♪ 1455 01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:11,211 ♪ Looking for love in all the wrong faces ♪ 1456 01:30:11,235 --> 01:30:14,652 ♪ Looking for love ♪ 1457 01:30:15,943 --> 01:30:19,586 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1458 01:30:19,610 --> 01:30:22,127 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1459 01:30:22,151 --> 01:30:25,669 ♪ Why can't love be three kinds of simple? ♪ 1460 01:30:25,693 --> 01:30:28,711 ♪ You and me, our hearts entwined ♪ 1461 01:30:28,735 --> 01:30:32,086 ♪ Everyone saying we couldn't be together ♪ 1462 01:30:32,110 --> 01:30:34,169 ♪ They didn't tell our hearts ♪ 1463 01:30:34,193 --> 01:30:42,086 ♪ They won't change our minds ♪ 1464 01:30:42,110 --> 01:30:46,169 ♪ I was looking for love in all the wrong places ♪ 1465 01:30:46,193 --> 01:30:48,711 ♪ Looking for, looking for ♪ 1466 01:30:48,735 --> 01:30:52,419 ♪ Looking for love in all the wrong faces ♪ 1467 01:30:52,443 --> 01:30:55,252 ♪ Looking for love ♪ 1468 01:30:55,276 --> 01:30:59,211 ♪ Looking for love where love shouldn't be ♪ 1469 01:30:59,235 --> 01:31:01,294 ♪ Looking for love ♪ 1470 01:31:01,318 --> 01:31:03,877 ♪ But love found me ♪ 1471 01:31:03,901 --> 01:31:05,735 ♪ But love found me. ♪